Green? Blue? White? What the heck, I'll wear all three underwears! - Harvey

Returned from interview with GCN. So many questions. Why so curious? - Donna

I woke up this morning and discovered the Joker dyed my hair blonde. That guy takes everything so serious - Bruce

Mister J almost gave Master Bruce a make over with his knife. Good thing I have a black belt. - Alfred

Uh oh, Bats took my deck of cards. Time to do a magic trick... - The Joker

Note to self: Whales + airplane = really big crash. Mr. Po Po is not fat! - Dr. Crane

Got stopped by Gotham police at the airport. Again. The Joker was hiding a can of tuna in his coat pocket. Will he ever learn?! - Donna