Sock puppets are cowards. Screenshot THAT. You wanna say something to me? @ me.

Joined March 2024
Sock puppets are cowards.
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Watch Pedro win the gold in the Don Zimmer-yeeting contest.
23 years ago, Don Zimmer charged at Pedro Martinez and the rest was history… “I respect elders; I don't condone anything like that… But I've got no choice. I've got no choice but to just respond and get away.”
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Alabama looking like Alabama again. Gotta love that. Roll Tide!
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
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Reynaldo Lopez out here throwing yes-hitters.
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
If your pastor tells you Charlie Kirk was a martyr for the Christian faith, find a new church.
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
Any politician going on TV to talk about Trump’s speech tonight should simply say he’s crazy. Nothing else. Don’t try to fact check or give some long winded complaint. Just say obviously he’s crazy and incoherent. Period.
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
🚨This video is terrifying. And it’s another example of how ICE is making everyone less safe. At Las Vegas International Airport, two people, in plain clothes, are seen trying to handcuff a man. The man is screaming for help. When the person filming asks a TSA agent what is happening, the agent replies, “It’s law enforcement.” But when the person filming walks over and starts recording the people claiming to be law enforcement, one of them tries to swat the phone away. Then, as more people begin watching, they get up and leave. The man is left with a handcuff still attached to one of his wrists. He is visibly shaken and says they stole his belongings. Think about how dangerous this is. The government is normalizing armed agents, in plain clothes, grabbing people in public, without immediately identifying themselves in a way bystanders can verify. That creates confusion, panic, and makes it impossible for ordinary people to know whether they’re witnessing a lawful arrest, or a kidnapping. In this case, people intervened… They started asking questions, and filming. If no one had stepped in, who knows what would have happened to that man. A government that expects people to simply accept unidentified agents, taking someone away without question, is making every person in this country less safe.
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled. You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
They shot him, dragged his lifeless body onto the pavement, and handcuffed his corpse while his 3-year old daughter wearing Bluey pajamas watched in horror. If you say you voted for this you are an empty soulless vessel.
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🚨BREAKING: The drained Reflecting Pool did not reveal any slices. Instead, tire marks were visible, obvious damage from Trump’s vanity drive in a fleet of 10-ton vehicles for no reason at all. He ruined his own project, then lied and blamed the citizens who paid for it.
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and they say there are no public toilets in the city ...
This monstrosity, the Charlie Kirk Monument, is set to be unveiled in New York's Times Square on September 10. It was handcrafted by Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari. I give it 20 minutes.
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They always say Jesus is coming. Bitch, he ain't even breathing hard yet.
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
Stop saying Grindr will go bankrupt now that Lindsey Graham had died! They still have Mike Johnson.
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MAGA is suddenly offended by jokes about Mitch McConnell. These are the same people who laughed about Paul Pelosi being attacked with a hammer, flooded social media with jokes that Rob Reiner had been murdered by his son, and cheered when Trump said he was glad Robert Mueller died. Fuck off.
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You should never say something bad about someone when they die, only something good. Lindsey Graham is dead. Good.
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
If you’re offended by the jokes people are making about Lindsey Graham, remember this …..
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The Alabama Wildman retweeted
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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