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God's most retarded soldier.

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Joined April 2022
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accidentally held the door open for a foid while leaving the gym it might actually be over for me sitting there like a fucking RETARD holding the door for this stupid bitch that wouldn't even look in my direction if I didn't drive a Ferrari. boomer parents teaching me manners was a CURSE. Chivalry isn't dead but it should be
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🚨 THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BLACK SWAN WE SPOKE OF. YOU THINK 10/10 WAS BAD WELL THIS WILL BE NIGGER HELL. PANIC. SELL EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY. YOUR BAGS ARE GOING TO 0. THE SHIP IS SINKING. 🚨
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Sorry Annakin but the galaxy is too overpopulated for you to have children with Padme But yes, we are going to continue importing billions of Jawa's and Tuscan Sand people. Anyone can be a Jedi if they come here legally
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only time I miss my ex is when I swing at her and she ducks
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brown = poop colored demon
Third worlders have so much aura
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Beaver 🦁 retweeted
a nice simple dog token as god intended
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everything got worse after drake released views
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$38,765,270 larping as 38.7k btw 🫡🏻🀑
$17,350,750 larping as $17.3k btw
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buddy got the bee movie mclaren
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melania you gotta step your game up trump is going
JUST IN: Trump reveals "somehow I don't mind AOC that much, I don't know why."
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Happy Sunday God loves us and wants us to win
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I hate not being a retarded normie its HELL
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average toshi bet user
Replying to @beaverd
Average toshi bet user
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imagine playing the UK in Civ 5; you know you're fucked and the goal is just to get to the end of the game without imploding. downward spiral forever. brutal.
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Winston Shithill
πŸ€– Made with AI
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charge women $1,000 per word they speak or type and we'd have paradise overnight
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the cybersecurity issues over the last few days were inevitable regardless. the fact that vulnerabilities exist is the problem not that AI found them. Software in general has needed an evolution desperately. growing pains.
as bad as things have gotten in the past 4 days, they are going to get a lot worse before they get better. security leaders, never let a crisis go to waste: please go to your boards and ask for help right now. not for ai, for the basics. (we need to hold on for ~18 months.)
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clavicular is innocent and was molested by a lying succubus men are victims too
Clavicular going to prison would be awesome
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Finally someone says it and calls Vivek out properly "Vivek Ramaswamy you are not fit to shine the shoes of George Washington or John Adams ... you are shit beneath their shoes"
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