@bettemidler

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound parody/burner

 A mansion you can't afford
Joined December 2022
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I had a threesome with Lenny and Squiggy in 1979. You wouldn't believe the stench. But Lenny loved himself a good Cleveland Accordion!
Michael McKean
@MJMcKeanOct 17
Thanks for all the kind wishes. Celebrating this unacceptable age tally with theater, pasta and cake in roughly chronological order, orchestrated by wife, daughter & son-in-law. xomjm
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I AM JANE DOUGH
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In my defense, I'm retarded.
John McAfee 🇺🇸 News
@mcafeenewSep 11
🚨BETTE MIDLER WAS HUMILIATED EARLIER THIS WEEK WHEN THE FUNDRAISER SHE ORGANIZED FOR NEW YORK MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI’S “DISCOUNT CITY-OWNED GROCERY STORES” ATTRACTED ABOUT A DOZEN PARTICIPANTS! Follow: t.me/+Sq3YWfRAMxQ2MGVk A source at the Ritz-Carlton says Midler funded the project herself as her “contribution,” spending more than $100,000 on food and entertainment. The twelve or so people who showed up donated a whopping $3,100 combined, according to charitable contributions records. The hotel said the venue was booked for 500 guests. Share this everywhere so the dozen stays the crowd! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.
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RIP Dolly
🤖 Made with AI
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Check out this loaf of bitch bread
Emily Gallagher@EmilyAssemblyAug 13
No one should be arrested—much less jailed—for stealing a tube of toothpaste. Incarceration separates people from their jobs, support services, & loved ones. It perpetuates cycles of poverty & crime. That’s a fact, no matter how much fear mongering the right wing media does.
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I've got more rolls than a bakery!
ExtraTV
@extratvJun 15
Bette Midler returned to the stage for a performance at “Rise Up, Sing Out: A Concert for the First Amendment” in NYC… with her daughter on back-up vocals! 🎶 (🎥: jpasc24)
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What an honor! I have so many other retards to thank... Julia Roberts, Bruce Springsteen, Rosie O'Donnell...most of Hollywood!
Retard Finder
@IfindRetardsJun 17
Retard of the day 🥇
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..which means that she would have to prove, in court, that she isnt a man. This could get interesting....
David J Harris Jr
@DavidJHarrisJrJun 16
🚨BREAKING: The Obamas are reportedly considering a defamation lawsuit against Josh Hokit, the UFC, and Paramount after Hokit shouted, “Michelle Obama is a man!” during the other night’s event.
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I brought the ugliest bitches on stage to try and make me look not as ugly. Didn't work!
Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbsJun 15
The left decided to counter the 250th celebration by doing this. I don’t think the right will ever recover.
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Chuck Norris is dead, but I still walk the earth. How is that fair?
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RIP Meathead
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At this point, Dearborn, Michigan has got to be the safest place in the U.S.
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Which is me and which is Doug?
Carnival of Horror
@HorrorCarnival25 Oct 2025
Hocus Pocus 3 is happening.
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That pic is real. I had gone to Tiajuana with Ricardo Montalban in 1975 and he gave me a Dirty Sanchez.
Summer 010771
@S0107718 Oct 2025
Replying to @4thOfJuly365
@betmidler_ @bettemidler @Bette_Midler_
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Kumail Nanjiani's newfound physique makes him a modern day Carrot Top! But without all the good looks and talent.
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We need a more polite military! A lethal fighting force that doesn't offend people!
Sam Stein
@samstein30 Sep 2025
Hegseth called the generals in to fat shame them
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Give this guy a Purple Heart fir his efforts in fighting nazis on Twitter! #Hero #EveryoneIdontAgreeWithIsaNazi
your.vigilante@rizzleschmizzle18 Aug 2025
Replying to @JillianMichaels @lindyli @hertake_podcast
You don’t fight Nazis with “class” idiot
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Agreed! Back in 1986, I used to let Danny Devito fingerbang me while we did the press tour for Ruthless People. It helped calm his nerves, but never truly brought me to completion.
Simu Liu
@SimuLiu26 Jul 2025
manufactured hate for someone simply because they’re experiencing a moment of extreme visibility (ie a press tour they’re contractually obligated to do) is really fucking boring.
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Maybe if you got a job instead of protesting in a mask all the time, you'd be able to help these animals, sweetie.
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THE GOVERNMENT NOW HAS ACCRSS TO OUR GOVERNMENT DATA!!! IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE!
WarMonitor
@TheWarMonitor17 Jul 2025
ICE given access to personal data of 79 million Medicaid enrollees, including home addresses and ethnicities. (AP) 95% of them are U.S. citizens. I tried to warn y'all.
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