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Joined September 2018
Holy crap. This is huge. Always thinking outside the box.
"Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud!" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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Same chart - and we all know why.
Different countries. Same political ideologies. Same anomalies. Same results. Weird?!
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Catturd ™ retweeted
ADVANCED STAGES | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 1123 – 10/26/2026 xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1PKqrNMLB…
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There it is - the dumbest tweet of the year 😂
The Brazilian stock market is crashing because Lula won't let the the amazon be raped to death and Epstein class pedophiles loot the country
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There’s no examples where Democrat governors lower the cost of anything. Go away and stop trying to California our Florida.
This election comes down to who you trust. I’ll fight to lower costs and always put you first. I'm asking for your vote.
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I know this one - ZERO!
Hey @grok, how many Brazilian presidents have finished 2nd in the first round but still won the runoff? Has this ever happened before Lula’s 2026 comeback — or is he the first in 37 years?
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This is the best article of why Lula was able to turn it around. Populist FDR style “New Deal” policies in the country, the people of Brazil appreciate. This is the antidote to the right wing populism, oligarch/fascist fkry, consolidation of wealth and power, and use of hatred scapegoating the politically weak and marginalized people. This is to fascism what garlic is to vampires. FDR knew it and used it to beat back the rise of the Fascist NAZI movement in the USA in the 30s. It’s time for a New, New Deal. aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/…
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Hey @grok what is Mark Ruffalo’s net worth, and has he ever been on record of paying extra taxes or has he divided his wealth up equally with the poor like he cheers for other socialist countries to do?
This is the best article of why Lula was able to turn it around. Populist FDR style “New Deal” policies in the country, the people of Brazil appreciate. This is the antidote to the right wing populism, oligarch/fascist fkry, consolidation of wealth and power, and use of hatred scapegoating the politically weak and marginalized people. This is to fascism what garlic is to vampires. FDR knew it and used it to beat back the rise of the Fascist NAZI movement in the USA in the 30s. It’s time for a New, New Deal. aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/…
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Replying to @WajahatAli
We, the people. Fuck the rich and fuck the USA. We are strong together
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LOL - wrong. We saw what he was made of on this day. Nice try, commie.
Jesse Ventura: "If Donald Trump woulda gone in the military… he woulda been the guy that wet his bed, cried for his mom, went hysterical, and would be carted out in the middle of the night." Ventura went on to label President Trump as a "coward" and a "bully."
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Just wait until you see the gap on election day.
🚨 NOW: Florida early voting is R+13 this morning as of 10AM 🔴 REP: 46.1% 🔵 DEM: 33.1% This is the week to take the statewide lead and NEVER LOOK BACK 🔥
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Imagine voting for a socialist/commie and believing it's going to help your economy. Low IQ zombie sheep.
Brazil's stock market has taken a nose dive following the election of Lula.
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Only possible in fantasyland.
Para Lula chegar aos 64,2 milhões de votos, ele teria que ter: - Mantido 100% dos votos que recebeu no primeiro turno - Conquistado 100% dos 3 milhões de eleitores que deixaram de se abster - Recebido 100% dos 1,8 milhão de votos que antes foram anulados - Conquistado cerca de 60% dos votos dos outros candidatos (Augusto Cury, Renan Santos, Caiado e Zema)
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To the shock of no one.
Brazil’s stock market halts trading, triggering a circuit breaker, -$200b
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🚨 JUST IN: Left-wing Brazil Federal Deputy Duda Salabert announces a motion to SEIZE right-wing Flavio Bolsonaro's passport and throw him in PRISON after Lula's fraudulent victory THIS IS INSANE!! This entity now wants to go full tyrant mode and make sure Bolsonaro pays for standing up to socialists. SALABERT: "I have just requested the seizure of Flávio Bolsonaro's passport. The next step for this criminal is to try to flee Brazil to avoid facing the various inquiries in his name. He needs to be arrested soon. We cannot allow him to join his brother in the U.S. to plot against national sovereignty!" Minutes after the race was called, Salabert also posted: "We won! Now it's prison for Flavio Bolsonaro!" First they lock out pro-Bolsonaro precincts at PM while extending voting in Lula strongholds Then Lula vows to "regulate" social media in his victory speech And now Lula's allies are already moving to confiscate the opposition candidate's passport and jail him 😠 PRAY FOR FLAVIO 🙏🏻
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Catturd ™ retweeted
Round 1: 🏆Bolsonaro: 56.1 million votes Lula: 53.9 million votes Round 2: 🏆Lula: 64.1 million votes (+10.2M) Bolsonaro: 59.8 million votes (+3.7M) To give you an idea of how unlikely this is: all the eliminated candidates from round 1 got 9.33M VOTES COMBINED
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Suddenly extend the vote and keep counting until you're ahead, then stop counting, then declare victory. Where have we seen this before.
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