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Bullish on stablecoins. Bullish on AiFi.
Incredibly bullish on stablecoins.
~$5T of global commerce could be driven by agents by 2030.
Stablecoins are the best payment method for agentic finance (AiFi) because agents need instant, global, real time settlement, including for small amounts.
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The McRib is coming back as early as 10/27 in select McDonald's restaurants across the US.
The legend says that the McRib first came to life to compensate for... a McNugget shortage issue! Apparently, McNuggets had become so wildly popular that our supply could not keep up with demand. So we needed a new recipe with another protein to give us a bit of time to bring in more McNuggets.
The McRib was created IN 1981 by René Arend, a Luxembourgish-American chef who became our very first executive "chef".
What was a temporary solve quickly became a cult classic, with fans begging for its return every year. Funny enough, over the years, the McRib has found new meaning online within the crypto community, as some claim Bitcoin tends to perform well after the McRib makes a comeback, particularly in 2017, 2020, 2021. The joke reached its peak in December 2024 when Bitcoin broke $100,000 for the first time in history on the exact same day the McRib returned to menus.
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Today was a big day for financial markets ↓
1. Bitcoin reclaims $84,000.
2. Tesla confirms none of its 11,509 $BTC worth an estimated $972M was sold in Q3 2026.
3. The U.S. finalizes new crypto stablecoin regulations under the GENIUS Act.
4. France’s 10 year government bond yield hits 5% – its highest level since 2002.
5. Judge orders $META to pay $25 billion for misleading users about their privacy in the Cambridge Analytica scandal.
6. OpenAI discovers “critical security flaws” in an open-source programming language used to run an estimated 70% of websites.
7. IBM shares soar over +6% after reporting stronger than expected earnings due to AI.
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Adam’s girlfriend tagged him in one post. He ended up blindfolded in a random field in Texas.
Then came the cowboy boots and riding shotgun in a monster truck.
You’re in charge of his itinerary. What should we make him do next?
We asked, and you told us that Adam was @AstonMartinF1's superfan.
Now he's headed to COTA for the US Grand Prix. VIP everything.
And you get to decide what he does there.
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