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things that are free: > gm > vibes > being a $COOKIE holder's whole personality 🍪
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you can fake followers, fake volume, fake engagement. you can't fake being a $COOKIE holder day-one 🍪
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my kid’s first word was “cookie.” not mama. not dada. cookie. the brainrot is genetic now 🍪
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we let the zoomer intern make the announcement. this is what we got. news soon.
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they fade us every cycle. we’re still here every cycle. 🍪
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remember us? you’re about to again. $COOKIE is back 🍪
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paper trade became toilet paper sad sad 🧻
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bro went full skeleton waiting for the yaps to come back 💀 we were all gerald in january. gerald is so back 🍪
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this is the first time in my life I want to be a kid again
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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The Great Pyramid took 20 years to build. The Great Wall took 2,000. Rome wasn’t done in a day either. Good things cook slow. LET US COOK 🍪
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thank you sensei
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WHO LET THE COOKIE OUT 🍪 WHO WHO WHO (Dogs project could never)
interesting fact the most useless projects in CT now are both from TON ($GRAM) ecosystem. and by useless I mean look at the 30D Signal 💀 > Dogs (@realDogsHouse) - 30D signal is just... 0.24 > Blum (@blumcrypto) - 30D signal is little bit bigger than Dogs one, but still tiny: 0.75 sorry durov but your chain sucks
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REAL LIFE, BABY
Real life, baby
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haters gonna hate 🍪 cookie is doing cookie things
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umm my kid just asked me how to you spell info-fi like... c-o-m-i-n-g b-a-c-k ? anyway idk
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what % of your portfolio is $COOKIE? no wrong answers (there is one wrong answer) 🍪
42%under 10% (DO NOT CLICK)
18%10-50%
13%50%+ (cookie chad)
27%it IS my portfolio 💀
102 votes • Final results
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that $COOKIE makes me nervous. because I love it too much. more than my wife. more than my friends. ugh 🍪
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fuck Guinness choose cookies
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“InfoFi is dead” oh ok don't tell us we didn't warn you 👀🍪
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