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And it’s not even close

Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security

A lot to unpack here but I fucks with it

Faith in humanity restored: last night my kids put this sign on the door so our dog doesn’t go mental with repeated door knocks. A group of kids read it, assumed my kids literally didn’t have any for themselves so put sweets through the letterbox for them! 💔

Happy Terrified Pets Week to all who celebrate 🎉

Really sorry kids, the old trampoline has gone to live on a farm

Not sure how I can improve on last year’s pumpkin.

Hot tubs are weird aren’t they? Come sit in this big hot bath with your entire family that countless other families have also sat in.

This is the longest of all long shots but if it can happen anywhere, it can happen on here… Does anyone have the Diver Dan life ring we could have or potentially buy? This toy was my absolute fave and now it’s my kids’ but we’re missing that vital piece! #diverdan

Took a whole 25 minutes to breach his bail conditions

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because maybe you need to hear this during these difficult times… Every episode of Round The Twist is available on YouTube.

Elon Musk: "I'd say 70-80% of people like me." What world are you living in, my guy? youtu.be/AQnwQHMnCrE?si=iDHl…

Have a great day and don’t forget to celebrate the likkle wins

Been working hard getting suffolkseasalt.co.uk shipshape recently. Let me know what you think! And don’t forget, get 20% off your first order with code SOLAR20. This beautifully delicate and naturally-made sea salt makes the PERFECT gift! 😉 #suffolkseasalt #seasalt #salt

Saw somewhere selling advent calendars for dogs... My dog eats dead rabbits that have been lying in a bush for three weeks. The fuck does he need an advent calendar for?