@django

comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below

 New York, NY
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Joined July 2011
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My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.
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WNBA > NBA ???
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no disrespect to Danny Torrance, but I would have figured out that REDRUM was MURDER backwards in like two seconds
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my dream job? actor who gets cast in a movie that has several scenes where his son kisses him
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how’s that anti-woke Odyssey movie coming along
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Django Gold retweeted
Django Gold@djangoOct 24
performing in Philly on Saturday, Nov. 7 - come out!
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performing in Philly on Saturday, Nov. 7 - come out!
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tickets: eventbrite.com/e/django-gold…

Django Gold (Colbert)

Catch rising comedy star Django Gold headlining at Next In Line Comedy Saturday November 7, 730PM, 7PM Doors

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Django Gold@djangoOct 23
RIP weed culture
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RIP weed culture
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Django Gold@djangoOct 21
men’s fall wardrobe essentials
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great! hey, real quick, you're not a huge liar by chance are you
The Fourth Estate.
@TicTocTickOct 19
5 years from now , you will receive $3050 checks every week from below parties — $500 check from NVDA $1000 from OpenAI $800 from Claude $150 from micron $600 from government That’s well over $12000 a month. Work will be optional.
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men’s fall wardrobe essentials
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I get why guys call their genitals their “junk” — because a foul-smelling liquid seeps out the bottom of it
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Django Gold retweeted
Django Gold@djangoOct 19
France, this isn’t the answer
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France, this isn’t the answer
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holding my cock by the scruff while I pee like a mama cat with her kitten
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watch it
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taking gambling tips from a guy with an 80 IQ who used to get hit in the head for a living
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fun fact: we possess this same numbers advantage in every American city
confrontation française
@confrontfrOct 17
⚠️🔴 À REGARDER JUSQU'À LA FIN JE NE PEUX PAS DÉCRIRE CE QUE JE VIENS DE VIVRE À MARSEILLE. #17octobre
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my favorite music video genre is “singer unperturbed by a bunch of kooks passing through”
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