hltv told me you got owned and ragebaited he/him

UK
Joined June 2018
"dad how good was Aleksib at PGL Copenhagen 2024 versus G2 on Anubis round 19"
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We live in a world where HAVU is the biggest Finnish organization ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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funax ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ retweeted
I'll never understand how tier 1 and 2 CS teams allow awpers that just... miss... shots. I feel like there has to be pools of awpers in Europe that won't miss simple shots. Or support players that won't mess up smokes idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.
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Best performance of the season so far from @AleksibCSGO ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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Aurora upset Mouz upset 9z upset Spirit upset Dendele upset Legacy upset All but oneโ€ฆ
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I've always vaguely seen "April May June July" as a kind of "7 ate 9" thing, although everything's a bit more up in the air since I don't know what "to June" means and it's not certain it'll happen anyway
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Jorko is who r1nkle thinks he is
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Heโ€™s actually the goat and zywoo had a pretty impressive clutch too
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The things by grocery store doors arenโ€™t to prevent you from stealing stuff theyโ€™re actually memory wipers that make you forget everything you had to buy
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funax ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ retweeted
having sex with a disney adult but you have a micropenis and when she pulls your pants down she's like "omg a hidden mickey"
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6 rules i have with my ๐ŸŒฝ addicted girlfriend 1. one ๐ŸŒฝ free day a week 2. no looking at ๐ŸŒฝ when we have sex 3. when she has her ๐ŸŒฝ time she has to tell me after 4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly ๐ŸŒฝ budget, its taken out of next month 5. no hiding the husks 6. one cob at a time
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This the life I protect with a seat belt ๐Ÿ’”
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PGL Bucharest Grand Final. Map 5. Nuke. After bombing out of EPL, #24 Navi are facing DENDELE. Lose, and they miss the major. Aleksib and iM are in a 2v5 retake defense on A site. 11-12 on the scoreboard. Aleksib swiftly sprays koala and doc, and then flicks onto maxxkor.
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Just then, he holds W and D on his keyboard as he whiffs onto the enemy, whoโ€™s head is turned toward single. After 30 bullets hit the wall, rdnzao slowly turns to iM and headtaps him, defusing with 0.000001 milliseconds left. Navi miss Singapore.
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They then use Aleksib as a scapegoat, kicking him in favor of iM IGLing. Aleksib joins Faze, bringing broky and me with him and we win 6 majors in a row while iM struggles to win in Draculan semifinals.
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funax ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ retweeted
this cant be the life i protect with seatbelts nigga
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Caster really needs to start pronouncing his rโ€™s
WTF HAVE I JUST WATCHED @Vacancycs 1v4 PISTOL ROUND CLUTCH ๐Ÿคฏ
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