Joined July 2006
being underemployed, it feels like a good time to read infinite jest
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Just broke my caffeine abstinence with a Jägerbomb
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Panarin wanting to leave the Rangers because he wanted to go to a team that will “win” just to go to a team who hasn’t won a single game this season yet
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What are we doing here?
Congratulations to the AL & NL Outstanding Rookie Players Choice Awards Finalists! AL 🔷 Kevin McGonigle 🔷 Parker Messick 🔷Munetaka Murakami NL ♦️TJ Rumfield ♦️Sal Stewart ♦️JJ Wetherholt
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This is basically me getting kicked in the balls for the fourth time this week
Igor Shesterkin is out for the rest of the season, per #NYR
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igor shesterkin has more points than jack hughes
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It’s king day. I’m having two hot dogs in one bun. Not drinking the well tequila. Thinking about running for governor
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Now why the damn hell am I sweating through my shirt in OCTOBER
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Let’s Go Rangers Diva
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Rangers home opener tonight
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Eating half a dozen oysters with a pretty girl
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at the bar looking at photos of amy poehler on my laptop
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Having one of those days where it feels like everybody is looking at me (negative)
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I was able to find one photo of myself at age 21. What do you think that young fella behind me is up to now
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I didn’t even listen to this I’m just shocked about the bills hoodie
AOC in Syracuse with a message to discouraged voters: "We’re going to turn this around, but it’s going to take a lot of work—all of us banding together and turning out higher numbers than we have" (🎥 IG/pace.reports)
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As I get older, I seem to find myself looking a little more old
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It’s so hard to not comment “recipe” on a post sometimes
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harry retweeted
FRANCISCO LINDOR! 300 CAREER HOME RUNS!
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Hey lil mama…the Rangers won..
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