@jcfarris

Cloud Security nerd @fwdcloudsec Organizer | Warning: Snark ahead | @jcfarris@infosec.exchange

 Atlanta GA
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Joined April 2009
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Me: *Grabs Service Control Policy* Boss: What are you doing? Me: Cloud's haunted. Boss: What? Me: CLOUD'S HAUNTED.
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All I'm saying is that emperors feeding people to large cats is very much an end-of-the-empire sort of thing, and I'm mostly fine with that.
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Thank god they made them all female so they can't reproduce.
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Why are the announcers in the stadium speaking english? The teams both speak Spanish.
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Donald Trump has said he will withdraw all US Forces from Belgium, including all NATO commanders in Brussels, if the Belgian team does not lose to the United States tonight.
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Sadly, this will probably resort in more MAGA idiots justifying canibalism.
zellie@zellieimaniApr 19
Mandatory
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Ok, that explains why I had access to no Bedrock tokens yesterday
Jeff Bezos
@JeffBezosApr 19
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YOU MAY DISAGREE, BUT THE 168 IRANIAN GIRLS WOULD BE ALIVE AND THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WOULD BE OPEN, AND THE AMERICAN SOLDIERS WOULD STILL BE ALIVE AND GAS WOULD BE $2.58 A GALLON IF TRUMP HAD BEEN HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS CRIMES AND LOCKED UP AFTER J6✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
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Elon Musk is talking about universal "high" income because "basic" sounded bad. CNN is reporting it (because he's rich). If you think the guy who spent 2025 trying to end the fed govt paying for anything of human benefit wants to give you a nice allowance you have shit for brains
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I'm claiming my AI agent "Master_Clawtrol_Program" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: pincer-RKXW
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I can't believe I'm sheepling into this nonsense.
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IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS and install openclaw and give it access to all your accounts.
Alan Woodward@ProfWoodwardFeb 6
I highly recommend you don’t.
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After the last (almost) four years, I stand by my comment. You kill a Hitler in 1939, not 1945.
kat traxler@NightmareJS18 Mar 2022
Replying to @jcfarris
These are people.
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Replying to @jcfarris
These are people.
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World, Please Listen Up I am an American Citizen & until the trump regime is gone here in the U.S. Cancel your World Cup tickets Cancel your Olympic Tickets Cancel your travel plans here Don't do business with companies here Do whatever you have to do to protect yourselves
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True, but viewed with your head up your ass, and partially obscured with your arm extended in a hitlerian salute, it's clear the woman killed was a violent trans somali terrorist.
Frank Conniff@FrankConniffJan 8
Viewing the video from one angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. But viewing the video from a different angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. So who's to say what really happened?
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Trump invades Greenland, Denmark and the USA both invoke article 5, Germany gets confused and invades Poland. that's my polymarket parley
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