Co-founder and CEO @remote, the financial operating system for the global workforce. Job is really my first name.

Remote
Joined August 2009
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new logo+brand waddup; tried to not have a super generic bold-sans helvetica derivative
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local newspaper wrote about me (okay) used some old picture with my house number (at the time, belated doxxing, thank you) made up that I bought a 12.5k EUR lego set (wtf)
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told our CFO this "oh I wouldn't be suprised if you did"
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Despite: 85% gross margins (H1 '26) 21% FCF margins (H1 '26) 8% FCF ex-SBC margins (H1 '26) 8% GAAP Operating Margins (Q2 '26) $134b of cash today after raising $141b in total (and yes, this includes the converts) There are STILL people who want to pretzel brain the "Anthropic isn't profitable" narative
If this is correct, Anthropic is not nearly as close to profitable as many folks seem to believe. Instead, it appears they relied on a huge (but presumably not perpetual) subsidy from Amazon.
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Sad story: my kids never even had a plastic straw. They were complaining that straws always get soggy. “Well, not all…”
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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I built two benchmarks at @Remote to measure how good AI is at payroll (Paymark) and employment law (HRmark). Tested across 50 countries and 12 models from 8 providers. The best model got 69% on employment law. On payroll, the best got 26% of payslip items fully right.
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"University researchers built a satellite that tracks people from low Earth orbit and dispatches a 5 kg payload to within .1 meter of their position, traveling at Mach 25 to anywhere on Earth in under 5 minutes. They suggest it could be used to deliver greeting cards."
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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I don’t use Figma anymore. For the past six months I’ve been uploading my consciousness directly into the ether and allowing the work to manifest through minor disturbances in the electromagnetic field. You think you are seeing the aurora borealis that's actually my brain waves. It’s a much more intuitive process. I sit completely still in my office until a founder somewhere develops a sudden inspiration for their brand positioning but in reality it was me clipping them in their brain stem, smiling down on them like one of God's children. People keep asking what tools I’m using. I understand the question. I used to think that way too. But asking me what tools I use is like asking a glass of water what software is wetness. Its a meaningless question. I don’t design anymore. I am the pixels. I am the logo. I am the little bit of space between the 'r' and the 'n' that you better make sure is kerned properly. When you increase the font size I experience physical growth. When you cut a vector point, my consciousness goes into quantum superposition. This is where the industry is going. If you're not on board, you're going to get left behind. My entire design system now lives in the collective unconscious. There’s no documentation. Your team will simply wake up knowing the button radius. If someone uses the wrong shade of blue they’ll hear a high pitched ringing sound until they correct it. Developer handoff has been so smooth since I started working this way. My effigy appears at the foot of the engineer’s bed and I open my mouth. The CSS comes out at a frequency only their fillings can receive. We’ve eliminated all meetings. I no longer send clients presentations. I enter their dreams as a white horse with an already complete interactive brand guidelines. They’re free to leave feedback by speaking into a bowl of room temperature water. I receive it immediately and disagree with it on a cellular level. Transcending this outdated material plane is my standing Tuesday meeting. Some people are uncomfortable with this. A procurement manager recently asked whether I could provide an SVG of the logo and I just told her to close her eyes and remember the first time she felt truly understood. She looked annoyed and just said their print vendor needed an SVG by today. A big adjustment has been personal. My wife asked if I could help bring in the groceries. I explained that I now exist simultaneously across every customer touchpoint. I think there’s a lot of fear right now about what happens when designers stop needing tools. But the people who adapt will be fine. You just have to be willing to let go of a few outdated ideas. Like having a body. Being legally distinguishable from a gradient. Anyway I am open for new branding projects this quarter.
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Pumped to announce that @ADP launched today ADP Global EOR, powered by @remote , and we're bringing it to market together! You can now hire abroad without a stack of vendors or your own entity.
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Very cool
We believe voice is the most natural way to interact with intelligence, so we created Dessa, the most authentic full-duplex speech model ever built. Talking with it feels like talking with a person…full of emotion, nuance, pauses, and a natural cadence. block.xyz/dessa
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colleague at @remote (not in engineering): “I was going to make soap [?], but instead I built this [entire feature in internal tool]”
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The world looks good in @Remote! 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 went up in San Francisco, New York, London, Las Vegas, and airports in Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Madrid, and Paris. Our out-of-home campaign celebrates the unseen infrastructure powering the global economy. Amazing work by the team who made this happen.
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Job retweeted
The world works because people work. Shot in Perugia. Edited in New York. Sourced in Berlin. Paid in Singapore. Our new campaign, For a World That Works, celebrates the unseen infrastructure powering the global economy. #PayTheWorld
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"Look! We build the Robot from 'Don't build the murderous Robot' series"
Unitree Introducing: H2-X Kung Fu Legend Guardian🤖 Powerful performance to serve and guard you, with a maximum endurance of approximately 8 hours. Please use the robot safely and in a friendly manner.
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At @Remote we built two benchmarks, HRmark and PayMark, to test whether AI can handle global payroll. We ran 12 models through 5,000 tests across 50 countries: three payslip items in four came out wrong, and thinking harder cost ~3x for under 2 points of gain. Full results: remote.com/blog/ai-payroll-b…
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Who do we mean when we say we're going to 'pay the world'? You. Every single one of you. Across all business industries and every corner of the earth. Because "who doesn't want to live in a world where everyone contributes, everyone's valued, and everyone's paid?" Introducing: for a world that works. Remote's first-ever brand campaign, and our love letter to global work.
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So cool
200 AUAR micro factories. That’s all the UK needs to clear its entire yearly housing backlog. 🏗️ I just visited AUAR in London. They are building fully autonomous micro factories for houses. A robotic arm, a robotic saw, a robotic assembly table. All of it fits in a shipping container. The bet: Ship the factory to the construction site. Build walls there. For 100 years people tried to industrialize housing. Every attempt failed. Transport costs kill the economics. The factory is too expensive, the product too heavy. AUAR inverts it. Ship the factory, not the product. Two containers build a village. Ten build a small town. 200 build everything the UK needs in a year. And now they are starting to scale production. Mollie and Gilles are architects who spent a decade researching construction robotics before it was cool, they even wrote the book on it. We visited them as they are finishing their latest micro factory for a home builder on the US East Coast. One micro factory. 40 homes. Next they will help to build new UK cities for a million people. Disclaimer: we’re small investors, big fans.. Disclaimer 2: Yes, the housing crisis can be fixed by robots. 🦾🇪🇺 Full video on Youtube: youtu.be/FhUQ4YVQL3g
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aiforactualwork.com now goes all the way from your first prompt to Software Factories. These 4 new courses help you and your team learn: 1. Decision Models: let a model sort your incoming work, like support messages, and know exactly when you can trust it to act on its own 2. Harnesses: give an agent the instructions, limits and checks to do a job right 3. AI-Native Engineering: fix bugs and ship features with coding agents 4. Software Factories: run many agents on bug backlogs and migrations, with the sign-offs that keep their changes safe This is how our teams at @Remote work today - available as courses anybody can take for free: aiforactualwork.com
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Global work is already here. The hard part is building the infrastructure that makes it work. That’s what we built at Remote: a financial operating system for the global workforce, bringing the pay behind global work into one system of record. That’s what makes us different. We pay the world.
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I had the chance to test drive a Porsche Cayenne EV Turbo for a weekend. My daily is a @Tesla model S Plaid. My thoughts: * super comfy ride with active ride * nice interior * the software has gotten better, but basics like mapping is still much worse than Tesla or Apple or Google Maps * using CarPlay is fine, but then you need to switch out of CarPlay for 50% of all car related features, including route planning based on charge (and then you’re back a decade in mapping tech) * fast * has no noticeable regen. On paper it has, but you can’t one-pedal drive it * lane keeping / self driving is extremely limited and poor. It looks great and is fast. Has a nice interior, but ultimately there’s so much I’ll miss from a basic Tesla that I can’t switch for a car that’s meant mostly for convenience.
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Starship, Starlink, Grok, and Roadster. These should all have been Sputnik moments for Europe. Triggered immediate deregulation, mobilization of capital, and ambition to catch up. And that's just the work of Elon's companies alone. But what do we get? A hollowed out EU Inc 💀
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