Michelle Collins

A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.

I sorted my tweets by popularity and fear I may have peaked here

I'm watching this latest episode on a plane and if Michaela does not run as far the fuck away from this man as possible... he is dangerous and I'm sorry his stencil-bearded clam-handed friend also needs to get off my screen immediately.

Safe to say I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS. #WWHL on a #RHOSLC night no less. See you soon Andy 😍

Is the theme of Survivor 51 dumbest players to ever compete

starting a website called stopdaddy to encourage people not to use @godaddy what an absolute fucking nightmare.

Using this celebratory day (guesting on @lasculturistas) to tell you that I'm currently engaged in a one-way fight with @GoDaddy. An account I never thought I'd tag... @GoDaddyHelp #begging

The wrong person won #projectrunway like were we basing any of this win on their final runway looks or what

I did go in on Sabalenka on the show today but I can't lie I'm looking forward to the final if this Gauff match continues on the way it's going patreon.com/michcoll

I recorded today's The Michelle Collins Show from the (empty!) Sensory Room at Newark Terminal A. It's the most soothed I've ever sounded in my life. patreon.com/michcoll

LA people come Sept 24 at the Elysian!! elysiantheater.com/shows/mic…

Not the Wheel of Fortune announcer getting M_ T_ _’d…

We need to give flowers to whoever is behind the @ProjectRunway chyrons. Truly genius.

Adam may be one of the worst people they’ve ever wheeled into the #mafs universe.

This Dolly news 😔 RIP to a true legend

this video has sent me into another dimension