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If Premier League clubs were real people 😂
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We’ve witnessed Messi and Ronaldo retire from international football within a month
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Michael Carrick realising he only conceded 4 against this Como superteam
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Arsenal’s new chant for Noni Madueke 😂😂
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Liverpool players when it gets to November
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Me seeing Fenerbache’s starting XI
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Man United fans when Cunha made it 3-2 after protesting all game
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*Every player on the pitch looking tired in the 83rd minute* Cunha scoring 2 goals and getting sent off in the space of 10 minutes:
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United fans watching Baleba actually try and attack Roma to end up pulling his hamstring doing it…
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Man United in the race for the UCL
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“Only 2 Man United managers till Christmas mate”
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Iraola failing to get his £400 million attack to get a shot on target
Liverpool had 0 shots on target against Arsenal 😳 That’s the first time in PL history Liverpool have failed to get a single shot on target at Anfield 🤯
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Liverpool had 0 shots on target against Arsenal 😳 That’s the first time in PL history Liverpool have failed to get a single shot on target at Anfield 🤯
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Anfield being a scary place to come
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Liverpool fans seeing Madueke breathe on Mac Allister
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Declan Rice’s heatmap vs Liverpool
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2 minutes in and Gabriel is already on the floor crying
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Man United fans seeing Crystal Palace drop points so they don’t go into the relegation zone
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Brighton are fully in the title race this season
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Liverpool got a CLEAN SHEET against this Brighton superteam…
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Wearing a Man United kit for Halloween tonight so everyone knows I’m a clown
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