Chris

I just learnt that kangaroos cannot jump nor walk backwards. Let me know if this tidbit saves your life.

Attempting to eat yogurt with a popsicle stick #cutleryshortage

Sorry Steve, I tried my best but my manager just rejected my bereavement leave.

So true. Also, a great premise for a zombie flick i.imgur.com/SIISp.jpg

If you're hopelessly bored, like me : drawastickman.com/

Cool Pictogram Music Posters thecuriousbrain.com/?p=24931

Hee hee. My instructor just said "probe deeply" #requirementsgathering

@ZoutLiquorice That's what she said!!!

@ZoutLiquorice Kill it with fire!!!

@melburnian Congratula.... oh.

Adolf Hipster i.imgur.com/Pi0JI.gif

Tram granny watching Firefly. Respect.

@fishnotworm Dibs on Hide and Seek!

r u ok bitch? #onewaytickettohell

SCARLETT, Y U DISAPPOINT?

How would you make Melbourne a better place? i.imgur.com/o9dYA.jpg

I should figure out this guy's name. I've been calling him "hey" for four months now.

@MacDev_iant Now that's what she... #itsatrap

Now wondering why cavemen didn't draw more genitalia for posterity.