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sanguine stefani

@nolansullivan

friendly dialysis machine for all your sins

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Joined November 2009
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'If I'm goth mom it's cause I learned it from YOU' *slams wrought iron gate to parents' candlelit sepulcher*
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jack@Bacon_Dick8 Oct 2020
just picked up the Conor Oberst meal at mcdonalds
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“Hello, you’ve reached—“ “Yeah hey so um, i guess icky poopy stinky?” “🤭 We’ll have someone out to you right away sir”
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@stavvybaby5 Feb 2020
Pete Buttigieg tells chipotle employees when he sees people fill their water cups with soda – at Queens, NY
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tyler@tylerkeown1 Feb 2020
me: what does this pedal do my driving instructor, connor oberst: It braaaaakes, it braaaaaaakes, it brakes! me: ok
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GoliathFan1952@ByYourLogic4 Feb 2020
it’s 2012. every woman you see has a fringe. you wear maroon jeans everywhere. the Obama sticker on your laptop is fading a bit but it has nostalgia value for you. your normal friends start sending you impact font memes. you have no idea how bad it will get
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Vonnegut homies be out here like so it do goes like that sometimes
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jade@SpinDiddly18 May 2018
8 funerals in 5 days...I don’t know how much more I can take
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jade@SpinDiddly20 May 2018
Today is the day He will come to collect... I only hope my screams will suffice. I knew when I bore the Ruby that I was walking a path well-trodden by many before me...all of whom met a grisly end at the hands of The Cleaver. AND tomorrow’s Monday 🙄
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Ready for Mjonday! 🤗😇
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It’s the freakin wknd and I’m ready for two things and 2 things ONLY:
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David Hughes@david8hughes9 May 2018
[my notes are published following 18 years of studying & living with lizards] Chapter one: they are snakes that run
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jade@SpinDiddly8 May 2018
Going to be honest, not my best day...made a lot of stupid fucking mistakes...
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I love Rock N Roll! So put another dime in my asshole, baby!
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Hey everyone and welcome to this week’s episode of bong exploder..
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Tyler Perry's Chance the Rapper's original verse from Famous based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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tyler@tylerkeown24 Mar 2018
If anyone's having a bad day, head my way. I'll give you the warmest christian side-hug you could imagine.
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