FULL TIME: Sunderland 0-0 Leeds That's 90 minutes we'll never get back...

Sunderland are keeping their subs inside to keep them warm. The game is well and truly gone, folks.

Unfortunately, the second-half is underway...

Halftime: Sunderland 0-0 Leeds

Stand out performances from the Stadium of Light so far include the x10 plastic bags, x20 wrappers and all the other flying debris. Covering the hard yards like no one else.

Up next, Sunderland v Leeds. Predictions?

Full time in the remaining 2pm games. Liverpool 2-0 Brighton Brentford 1-1 Hull Crystal Palace 0-2 Newcastle

FULL TIME: Man United 0-3 Bournemouth Dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Lineups for Sunderland v Leeds announced 👇 ⏰ KO - 4:30pm

Manchester United, you are getting well and truly picked by the cherries and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.

GOAL!!! EVANILSON WHAT. A. FINISH

I fear 'All or Nothing' are going to have to commission more episodes for this season...

GOA...NO! Evanilson puts in the back of the net but the flag is raised!

Rumour has it Mbeumo is playing piano for his teammates at halftime in a bid to lift their spirits ahead of the second half.

- Currently sitting 17th in the table. - Captain has been benched. - Losing 0-2 at home to Bournemouth. - Spurs are on a winning run. You can't choose the banter club life. The banter club life chooses you.

Halftime in the remaining 2pm games: Liverpool 2-0 Brighton Hull 1-0 Brentford Palace 0-0 Newscastle

Halftime: Man United 0-2 Bournemouth. Boos, boos, and more boos.

GOAL! Tavernier makes it 0-2!! Yoro with a howler at the back...

GOAL! RAYAN WITH A LOVELY FINISH FOR BOURNEMOUTH 0-1

I have not seen a United performance this bad since... *checks notes* Wednesday.