Elephant in the room: Addressed
Ducks: In a row
Horses: Held
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish: Fried
Lunch: Delivered
the amount of mental energy spent on "what should I eat?" and "where should I get food from?" could power an actual rocket
the companies with the best retention aren't the loudest about perks, they're the ones that get the small daily stuff right
what's a lunch order you've never told anyone about because you're a little embarrassed by how good it is
The real flex isn't skipping lunch to look busy. It's having lunch handled so well, nobody even notices.
We can always 'circle back' on the Q4 projections,
Your lunch needs to be ordered right now.
Priorities, people!
intern, day one, discovers the company orders
lunch through Picnic: "so when can I get a return offer?"
