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I am Sam! Sometimes I do stuff!

Joined May 2009
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Zach Cregger's #ResidentEvil was the best film since the original. So much fun. Very happy to see where he takes the franchise.
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I watched 1 new Horror flick a night all Oct. In the end, there were 3 standouts. (4 really, but Crystal Lake is a show.) Hallowarrior & Ice Cream Man were definitely the next new franchises. V/H/S Mixtape was their best one yet. But Camp Miasa was a pile of 2026 FanFic shit.
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NO TRICKS! I can't go, but you can! I've got 2 tickets to tonight's @disco_biscuits Halloween show in Worcester, MA! Free to thee in need! #HappyHalloween #DiscoBiscuits
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Our dear Captain and Professor... may you Rest In Peace.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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UPDATE! We found the baby and made it to Auckland New Zealand 🇳🇿
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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Así empieza la era de la piratería
🇫🇷🍿💶 FLASH | Après Netflix et PrimeVideo, Disney+ va implanter des publicités dans ses abonnements, y compris Standard et Premium, à partir d’octobre.
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Best use of AI I've seen this year
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In 2026, everybody dies. RIP.
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What a bitch of a year for Kevin McCallister.
Happy 46th birthday, Macaulay Culkin 🎈
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that home alone 2 rewatch at christmas is REALLY gonna hit huh
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Everyones going... Sheesh. RIP. ☹️
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Dang. RIP Hayden. 😢
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