The year is 2033. Ordinals are dead.. ✨✨ Day 2455 of GMs on @ord_net hub ☕️ Casey tweets “just use Bitcoin” @LeonidasNFT is still running daily petitions and tagging @ opensea to add native Ordinals/Runes support. According to sources close to the situation, we are “almost there” The $Dog Army team have pivoted to the first ever IRL rune-robodog franchise based in SF. Safe for kids, one command: DOG GO TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!🐕🌝 @nodemonkes holders are still arguing with @BitcoinPuppets holders about which collection is the “true” blue-chip. Neither side has changed their mind since 2024. Puppets have been ranging between 0.01-0.02 BTC for the last 7.5 years. The community has fully accepted this as their peaceful resting state. The founder has just returned to X after leaving forever for the third time. 🌍☮️ Runestone holders are patiently waiting for the second big airdrop that was promised “next cycle”. The airdrop is now scheduled for the cycle after the next one. Bitcoin Weirdos are still being weird on the internet. The @ftw_collective time machine is “almost ready”. The founder, @__Lowky, is still in jail after allegedly attending French riots in a mask. The time machine might come in handy. @Merkshots is celebrating 1M followers with a sick @ukiyo_rh giveaway, while @ElienMosk is now bigger than @blknoiz06 was a decade ago. A 5-year-old just minted his first inscription using the same wallet his dad made in 2023. CT calls him a generational builder. Someone just launched an anon Bitcoin-native L2 for Ordinals & Runes. 0 fees, instant trades, 3 users and a $120M FDV. Bitmap founder has just announced Bitmap Nations 3.0.77.3GS, featuring 17 new governance layers and a revolutionary new shielded voting system. Asking for feedback on X, but replies are still disabled.ok 🚫 DMT holders are still explaining what DMT is to people who have been holding it for 9 years. NAT holders didn't make it. They were just early. Block is still checking with the Chinese community to see if BRC-20 is back. Shielded Nakas holders are still saying “prices public, owners private” while quote-tweeting every floor price update with 🛡️🆙 For the last 8 years, CT has declared Ordinals dead every few months. The same people return the next day to check the floor. Something big is coming. The future looks bright. Regards, Werido, Time Traveller 🟧✨