Happy Father's Day, @bkaney! Thanks for knocking me up!

Sobering moment when you discover that your six year old is reasonably close to your height.

Just spent way too long engaging in a Harry Potter related debate with a kindergartener. FYI: I was right, okay?

My three year old knows who @KingJames is and asks about games. I feel like I've done my job as a parent.

Uses: I leaved the downing unplugeded.

The upping and the downing.

I love you, @ArnoldArboretum ! Thanks for always being so amazing.

I just met @titojackson and he's everything I hoped for and more. Boston, this guy is the real deal and a beacon of hope for our city!!

Birthday weekend kickoff! @bkaney

Boston is one, @bkaney ! xitter.cf/foodandwine/status/870…

cats > dogs

Long time opinion: Jared Kushner looks like an undertaker who has sex with the corpses.

W, punishing me when angry for a variety of reasons: "I don't want to be anything when I grow up!"

Noooo! xitter.cf/BostonDotCom/status/86…

Hey, @JetBlue! Charity, a flight attendant on your bos-sfo route, is the best! You should give her a reward or something.

Leggings are not pants.

I can never tell the difference between the Chrises.

Overheard: I made wine in college for fun. We had this extra bathroom and though, why not?

Overheard: I like crawfish but I'm not the kind of guy who's always gonna be like "let's go get crawfish!"

Especially @BostonSchools teachers who are forced to work with dwindling budgets year after year due in large part to @marty_walsh xitter.cf/marty_walsh/status/861…