Sonic Drive-In

i know it’s only november but all i want for the holidays is this slush

they should call it Halloweenie because we have corn dogs for 50 cents today

tomorrow is the most important day of your life

🚨🎃🌭 HALLOWEEN CORN DOG ALERT 🌭🎃🚨 THIS IS NOT A TRICK ‼️❌🧙‍♀️ SONIC CORN DOGS ARE ONLY 50¢ THIS HALLOWEEN 🤯🪙🌭 THAT’S 2 CORN DOGS FOR $1 💵 10 CORN DOGS FOR $5 🧮 100 CORN DOGS FOR A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH YOUR LOVED ONES 🤯

if you saw me ordering a dirty soda at 9am…no you didn’t

tater tots look like little footballs and every sunday i pretend i am a giant and eat the little footballs while i watch football

drink combos that would concern your family…GO

watching my team lose on sunday: it’s so over getting a $7 Big Deal Meal after the game: we’re so back

live. laugh. corn dog.

toss your hair in a bun, drink a Harvest Berry with Sprite, release your inhibitions and handle it

i like my books like my sodas: dirty

social media is wild bc i can just post the words “corn dog” and people go nuts

the lion does not concern himself with hot lattes in the summer

me: sorry i was late i had an appointment with the doctor the doctor in question:

first date idea: go lady and the tramp with a mozz stick in the front seat

what order are u eating these in

sunday plans: eat burger, fries, and a sundae on my sofa while i yell at the TV

BIG bet