Joined December 2013
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Dear @PGATOUR and golfing world, there is no such thing as a “double eagle”. Either call it by its rightful name of Albatross or get rid of Eagles and “double eagles” all together and call them “double birdie” and “triple birdie” like you do a bogey. Thank you.
Hopefully my uber generous prop bet will ease @LoganKarnow pain from getting beat by Chiz yet again.
@pulpmx
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Hey @MorganStanley in your commercial during the Players, why is Caddy/Dad wearing a golfing glove?
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Now that the Nevada mask mandate has been lifted, I would like to do a study on what is going on inside the heads of the people that still wear a mask but not over their nose. You can’t be scared of Covid if you aren’t wearing your mask properly so why wear it at all?
Hey @MyGolfSpy @DICKS any chance you can do another promotional discount on your awesome Tour CG balls? I fell in love with them and now I need more. 😬🤞
Hey @ChrisBetts26 , can we get proof of purchase showing your support to Nick @ Prime Food Diatributing now that they have a public sales website? Just like you said you would. @pulpmx @imtravismarx
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Hey @GovSisolak , how is what we are living in still considered an “emergency”? It’s time to lift the rules.
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This is pretty good.
Jussie Smollett Claims He Can’t Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered babylonbee.com/news/jussie-s…
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Tomahawk Tits Legendary retweeted
I think it’s time for @pulpmx to give @Titslegendary another tomahawk steak
Tomahawk Tits Legendary retweeted
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W, T and F
I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.
Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!
Hey @GovSisolak how about we end this state of emergency now that things are under control? We would like to stop being forced to wear masks at useless times.
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