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OH MY GOD WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THEY'RE REMAKING THE RUNNING MAN

Uh oh I am on Oak Furnitureland and am dangerously close to spending an awful lot of money

If the hole in the ozone layer were discovered today it would immediately become a partisan issue and would never be fixed

So regular is my trip to the kebab shop after an RH & Friends show that Snoop thinks it's a recurring payment

Have you ever seen anyone so sad while listening to Freed From Desire

I am back from France with stories to tell, so stream is back today! And we'll also make a start on The Talos Principle. 6pm UK

I'd heard the phrase 'Skibidi toilet' mentioned once or twice on the internet so I went and had a look at what it was. Gen Alpha are doomed.

I really thought the national service policy was there as a sacrifical policy so they can announce something less shitty than national service without looking so bad. But they seem to be sticking to it.

Rule-breaking broadcaster upset it's being told off for breaking rules

This doesn't feel very magic

This doesn't feel very magic

"Attempts to be current" by referencing the actual place the doctor lived in his first incarnation 61 years ago.

I genuinely cannot remember a time I have EVER wanted to paste text with source formatting and YET it's always the default paste

This is useful information to have when buying your oximeters by the kilogram

"It's not competitive at all!" he said, about the co-op game.

Tomorrow, weather permitting, I will attempt to stream me pressure washing my actual patio.

Crazy how I can have a credit score at one agency and another FOUR HUNDRED POINTS less at another agency

2 to 12 times a month?