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CalfThor Bjornson

@_Banks__

IG bearded_superman Comedy writer Host of 2honkeyswithadream radio, writer for 954 magazine, co host of the battleaxe Podcast, Bearded Villains Miami officer

 FL - by way of your bushes
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Joined March 2009
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Joe Stockinger deadlifts 184kg/405lb for 3 at the YOUNG age of 90.🀯 I want to be like Joe when I grow up!
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I don’t know why I keep watching the Paul brothers fights, but I do, and I watch wondering the entire time why. Thank god I have never paid ever.
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the BUCKS? LMFAOOOOO I wanna die
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Watched an episode of goosebumps last night. That theme song SLAPS
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Am I weird for hating when adults say awww to other adults? That shit makes my blood boil.
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Maybe I’m just a fanboy but next to Silva, seeing stylebender lose cuts me deep.
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Damn that shit hurted. Congrats Denver. Couldn’t be more proud of the @MiamiHEAT they gave us one hell of a run.
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Got depth?
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We’ll probably never seen this again. Embrace these moments πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ€πŸ€
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Love to see it
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That’s our captain. That’s our OG βš“οΈ
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@MiamiHEAT30 May 2023
The analytic they won’t give you - the Miami HEAT are 100% Eastern Conference Champions.
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@MiamiHEAT20 May 2023
Going back home up 2-0. See you Sunday, #HEATNation βšͺ️πŸ”₯
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Can’t wait to watch these Heatstern conference finals.
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One week out from my strongman comp. My body is wrecked so, I’m ready.
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I’m deliberate in the way I say β€œI love you” I know that those chances don’t last forever
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Just posted a photo @ Wall, New Jersey instagram.com/p/Cof2BQap3Hc/…

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@TheJoeySwoll5 Feb 2023
If you see someone in the gym that has bad form or doesn’t know what they’re doing, you have two options: Option 1: Offer nicely to help teach them. Option 2: Mind your own business and leave them alone. Filming them to post online to make fun of them is NEVER an option.
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The wildest shit on the planet is ppl complaining that someone was staring at them in the gym as they were trying to record their workout to post for strangers to………..LOOK AT. Making it make fucking sense.
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Please stop dropping your deadlift from the top of the lift. No I don’t know why that bothers me so much but, here we are
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