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Joined June 2012
First day of fall. Guess I’m legally required to buy five pumpkins and eat soup for all three meals.
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“You look happier.” Thanks, I just ate a block of cheese.
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It’s called a delicacy.
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Butter: summer's hottest accessory.
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And we'd bet on ourselves every time.
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Us befriending the gorilla. Avoiding conflict (per usual).
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My face when I leave ALDI with milk, a tub of cheese balls and a chainsaw.
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How I see the world after a 9% ABV mango & dragon fruit hard seltzer.
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Recommend cleaning the blender before use.
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Get me to God’s country
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The real joke this April Fool's Day? Synthetic colors. ᴬⁿᵈ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵇʳᵃⁿᵈˢ ʷʰᵒ'ᵛᵉ ʸᵉᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵗʰᵉᵐ.
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Pistachio cold foam...will be featured in stores this week. It's actually already out now. Go get some.
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