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Joined February 2025
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Women ruin EVERYTHING literally fucking everything
GTA 6 will reportedly feature a menstrual cycle system, with Lucia getting her period and Jason having to take care of her 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video includes a PERIOD LEVEL meter and is not real GTA 6 gameplay. Rockstar has described the relationship system and body simulation for Jason and Lucia in detail but has not mentioned a menstrual cycle. gamespot.com/articles/gta-6… eurogamer.net/gta-6-romance-… gtaboom.com/rockstar-expla…
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Nick OWNING the united state of America is so peak bro
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AFTER THEY ATE THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT D I D A D A M + E V E THINK THEY WERE gODS + WAS NAKED FROM THE SPIRIT? DID THEY GET KICKED OUT OF THE SPIRITUAL REALM? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?
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Whats the point of having a wife or girlfriend if she doesnt let you fuck her whenever you want
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"Thats not a real part of the game" - 🤓 This isnt about the game dumbass faggots
Women ruin EVERYTHING literally fucking everything
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Love my friends
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A mind left unexamined, is a weapon in someone else's hands.
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Two words. Fuck you - real Americans
Message of the day: America First.
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Free doordash for life Or Total Aryan victory
9%Doordash 😋
91%Aryan Victory ⚡️⚡️
205 votes • Final results
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Real men order bacon kings from Burger King
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Own her mind, body and spirit Dont settle for anything less
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Marijuana = goynip Alcohol = jungle juice What's the slang for shrooms
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I have a feeling today is gonna be an awesome day
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I told you niggas I won't be that fuckin nigga
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Who the fuck would willingly get on an airplane that is being piloted by a women or a nigger Being sexist/racist WILL save ur life one day
imagine having a woman pilot Fuck that’s a horrible way to die
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Women will see something they dont like then spend the next hour scrolling through your profile just to either fall inlove with you or report you
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Replying to @BattleHelm
If niggas are following you. You're probably about to get robbed. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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