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BREAKING: LOL! Abdul El-Sayed COINS the perfect nickname for JD Vance and now MAGA supporters are screeching that it's "disrespectful." They can dish it out, but they sure can't take it... "But, you know there's always someone in that group that's thirsty for attention. They keep sending that Ohio State Buckeye here," El-Sayed said at a rally. "What's his name? JV Dance?" Referring to the vice president as JV Dance, as in Junior Varsity Dance, is such a pitch-perfect jab. It goes right for the man's ego and underlines the fact that he really is just a watered-down, weaker, less formidable version of Donald Trump. At the same time, it's perfect payback for the constant Islamophobic fearmongering about El-Sayed's Arabic name. Republicans on social media are incensed about the new nickname because it strikes a nerve. They know that Vance simply doesn't have the juice to carry the torch after Trump is gone. Vance, or Dance if you like, has increasingly tried to mimic his boss's cruelty, racism, and unapologetic demeanor but it just comes across as him trying too hard. Trump's evil flows organically from who he is. Vance is trying to play-act at it and the result is a deeply disingenuous, alienating persona. He wants to be the heir apparent to the MAGA movement but he'll never be ready for primetime. He's an awful retail politician. "They keep sending JV here and asking JV to do the dirty work, but that's the thing about it," added El-Sayed. "JV's got zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot's like a nut, what do you expect? JV Dance!" We hope that Vance continues this feud, because every time he goes after El-Sayed, he ends up worse for wear. El-Sayed is charming, laser-focused on issues that matter, masculine, and traditionally handsome. Vance is a liar, a coward, a pedophile protector, and on top of that, he's aesthetically repulsive. JV Dance indeed. Please ❤️ and share if you hope that El-Sayed runs for even higher office one day!