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Cooking Lager is a Zionist

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Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) profile pictureFesshole🧻
@fesshole15 Sep 2023
My husband has joined the campaign for real ale and started to pontificate about hops whenever we go out for a drink. Watching him sniff his beer and awards it points rather than just swig a normal pint of cooking lager, like a real man, my vagina has never been this dry.
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We used to be a country
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Do the Germans have a word for a horrible celebrity rapist nonce that you've disliked for years, that was always obviously a wrong un, finally getting banged up?
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An AI slop takeaway sign is the single biggest indicator that eating there will give you the squits.
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At least it's better than that craft stout that tastes like cough mixture
Dianne Bourne (@diannebourne) profile pictureDianne Bourne@diannebourneNov 6
The new Guinness bar is very pretty but wow £7.75 for a pint of the black stuff here on St Ann’s Square. A new addition at this year’s Manchester Christmas Markets
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AI slop menus 😬
Dianne Bourne (@diannebourne) profile pictureDianne Bourne@diannebourneNov 6
Sausage prices remain stable this year - you’re looking at paying £8 for a German Bratwurst at the Manchester Christmas Markets
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Might just spend the weekend drinking cans of lager.
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Happy Friday, lads
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Pubs are fucked
The Critic (@TheCriticMag) profile pictureThe Critic
@TheCriticMagNov 5
Do politicians even like pubs? @Matthew__Bowles considers. thecritic.co.uk/do-politicia…
Do politicians like pubs? | Matthew Bowles | The Critic Magazine

Do politicians like pubs? | Matthew Bowles | The Critic Magazine

Pubs, pubs, pubs. I love them. You love them. The nation loves them. And so do most politicians, judging by the constant tussle to be branded “the party of pubs”. Andy Burnham and John Healey have…

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50p in the charity shop, lads, if you're interested
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Andy Burnham
@andyburnham3 Dec 2014
Depressing to see media mission to discredit someone who stops playing their game & uses celebrity to help others. Keep going @rustyrockets.
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Julie Bindel
@bindeljNov 6
Happy days at Guardian Towers. Remind me, which columnists did Kath Viner drive out of the paper? Talcum X? Russell the Rapist? Oh, I remember now. It was the feminists. All three of us:
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Shitification is the bouncer in Manchester Greggs
Anna Ridgway (@annaroseridgway) profile pictureAnna Ridgway
@annaroseridgwayNov 5
Gentrification is weird. Like Brixton had a Gail’s… but it also had to have security outside the Gail’s….
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Rocking into the office on dress down Friday
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump16 Oct 2014
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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Normal Island News
@NormalIslandNwsNov 5
Cannot believe the guy who used a tax payer-funded BBC chauffeur to pick up his 16-year-old girlfriend from school when she was still in uniform and he was 29 years old turned out to be a rapist. I mean where were the signs?
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Real ale finds it's equilibrium market price.
James (@Lardyda44) profile pictureJames@Lardyda44Nov 5
Wethspoons wanderings. The Weeping Ash in St Neots... And YES ..Both stouts were 99p a pint ! @Wetherspoonser @Spoons_App
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He's off to Jaily Waily
CourtNewsUK (@CourtNewsUK) profile pictureCourtNewsUK
@CourtNewsUKNov 5
Russell Brand guilty of three charges of sexual assault and one of rape. He is told he is facing a 'lenghty custodial sentence.' He will be sentenced on Monday
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Adam Cherry
@_adamcherry_Nov 5
One day, HMP Belmarsh will be full of sauce sachet black market dealers, smoky bacon crisp manufacturers, and people who smoke in pub gardens. And perhaps then Britain will be Great again.
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70s/80s Yew Tree was all the TV fuckers my Dad said were perverts when I was a kid. 90s/00s Yew Tree will be the perverts our generation turned a blind eye to. We're a decade off 10s/20s Yew Tree but they're all in plain sight obvious.
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