It is the most annoying trend of all time.
The LinkedIn / AI style of posting.
And now theyâre doing it cold DMs.
Sending the same message to 500 people at 4:31 AM.
Replacing actual conversations with copy-paste AI slop.
:( they got rid of logic games because they hate fear and resent smart people
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they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything thatâs humorous or awkward
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This revelation is yet another embarrassment for our state coming from Letitia James. The Attorney Generalâs office is supposed to be the chief law enforcement office in the state and has more than 700 attorneys. The fact that they canât investigate a sexual assault case with the resources they have shows Letitia James is not running a serious office. And New York taxpayers will be forced to pay millions of dollars to outside attorneys because of it.
Itâs time for a change at Attorney General and on November 3rd weâll make one.
nypost.com/2026/10/24/us-newâŚ
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NEW: Polymarket has fired its chief marketing officer, Matthew Modabber, who was closely allied with CEO Shayne Coplan, the New York Post reported.
This reportedly followed an internal investigation that started earlier this year after a series of incidents raised concerns among the company's investors.
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Wait... just noticed you're CTO of Polygon.
Dude, you literally sell forks of our blockchain... but apparently we don't know what blockchains are?
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bro, anyone who lives in Miami and has ever driven over Macarthur towards Miami Beach knows this is literally 1:1 realisitic. They even got all the South Pointe condos perfectly. WTF
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I canât imagine how dumb you have to be to come up with âstock buybacks should be illegal.â
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đ§ž Receipts: Ilhan Omarâs original last name was Elmi before it was changed.
This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate.
Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names across different countries. Part of the family fled to the United Kingdom, while Ilhan Omar and others entered the United States under their fatherâs assumed name, âOmar.â
These name changes and split identities were used to conceal the fatherâs true war crimes and identity.
Marriage details:
⢠Groom: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi
⢠Bride: Ilhan Abdullahi Omar
(real name Ilhan Elmi)
Extradition? @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov @WhiteHouse
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I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my âAli Gâ interview
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Didnât have this on my bingo card.
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti:
Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè.
Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan.
Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal.
Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan.
Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou.
Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa.
Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan.
Desizyon an nan men nou.
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Look at these CT pies and tell me there are states with better pizza than Connecticut. You simply cannot.
Four years ago if you tweeted that Covid came from a Chinese lab and Ilan Omar married her brother Jack Dorsey would personally send the police to your house
Lot of big internet security issues happening right now make sure to add another â!â to your passwords
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âThe Simpsonsâ was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome.
Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode âThe Principal and the Pauper,â in which it was revealed that the schoolâs principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinnerâs identity. Brooks did not want to sully the showâs legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note.
However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend âThe Simpsonsâ is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s.
The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on âweird Twitterâ used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like.
For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a menâs rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of âItchy and Scratchy.â
But perhaps the most elaborate Internet âSimpsonsâ joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary âThe Problem With Apu,â in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu.
Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to âcancelâ Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the characterâs voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years.
Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show â which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been aliveâ has brought back the âcancelledâ character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor.
I actually donât think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending âThe Simpsonsâ is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show âThe Simpsonsâ would never have made.
If you havenât seen this 1990s classic, which â and I cannot emphasize this enough â ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).

































