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Dante

@Dantethecomic

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Dante the Comic talks about how old testament God was a real jerk. God as a Mexican drug dealer. And how Jesus has blonde hair. This bit is genius. Funniest jokes! #Comedy #ComedyTips #Funny #Joke #God #Jesus #Religion #Bible #Jew #Jewish #Blonde #Mexican #DrugDealer #noah
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He’s being paid by medical companies to say every word.
Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 (@marlene4719) profile pictureMarlene Robertson🇨🇦
@marlene4719Oct 5
Rick Scott “Free healthcare never works.” Actually taxpayer’s “free” healthcare works well in over 70 countries.
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This dude protects pedophiles. Let that sink in. He’s a bad guy.
Dan Bongino (@dbongino) profile pictureDan Bongino
@dbonginoOct 5
Be a bad guy to bad guys. It feels really good. 🇺🇸
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Then why does he suck Putin’s dick all the time? We hate it. We are not communist He sucks, communist, cock cock.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseSep 26
America will NEVER be a communist country.
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Agreed it’s time to hang Donald Trump and all of the other pedophiles in public. He can sue me if he’s not one, but he won’t because that would open up the Epstein files. He’s in there more than everyone ….he deserves death.
Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) profile pictureRep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMaceSep 21
If you rape a child, you don't deserve a second chance. You deserve the death penalty.
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You just said it dummy it’s not a vaccine. It’s a dewormer.
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) profile pictureRob Schneider 🇺🇸
@RobSchneiderSep 15
Just a reminder: @CNN told you that Ivermectin was Horse paste and wasn’t for humans… When in fact it is BY FAR the MOST PRESCRIBED and SAFEST MEDICINE OF ALL TIME! For which its inventor was awarded the Nobel Prize for medicine! Over a BILLION doses for River Blindness.
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lol. No he’s not. Bwaaaaaaaa
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He still raped children, and you know it. That’s why you quit. if you didn’t sue me.
Dan Bongino (@dbongino) profile pictureDan Bongino
@dbonginoSep 12
Today is September 12, 2026 - the border is CLOSED, the streets are SAFER, we’re BUILDING things in America again, and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America. 🇺🇸
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Only because you’re racist
Ryan (@Ryan_Parkerrr) profile pictureRyan
@Ryan_ParkerrrSep 12
SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU BUT I ACTUALLY THINK BARACK OBAMA IS THE ROOT CAUSE OF A LOT OF THE HATE AND DIVISION IN OUR COUNTRY TODAY!
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You have the words and they’re racist. You’re a racist piece of shit.
David Pollack (@DavidPollackUSA) profile pictureDavid Pollack
@DavidPollackUSASep 11
I have no words
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ACAB: Without bodycam footage, this 18 year old would have spent the rest of his life in jail
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We should all stab the cops when they try to arrest a mother. All of us should.
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This is what pedophile protectors look like. They all look like halfwits.
Mila Joy (@Milajoy) profile pictureMila Joy
@MilajoyAug 29
This is what it looks like in front of Gavin Newsom’s house. Complete MAGA takeover. I love it.
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But he gained millions so he doesn’t care.
MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) profile pictureMAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceAug 30
Jelly Roll has lost THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of followers since he went WOKE. Good riddance
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This cop needs to be killed. He should go to trial and be hung in public.
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) profile pictureBrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
@mmpadellanAug 29
This dirty pig had NO reason to abuse the compliant, non-violent Black man, pulling his hair and striking him in the face. That "cop" needs to be fired and prosecuted, and the police department sued for millions. THAT is why we protest.
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I hope this is what gets you really really canceled. You suck so bad and you were never funny.
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) profile pictureRob Schneider 🇺🇸
@RobSchneiderAug 23
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Shut the fuck up
Byl Holte (@SirBylHolte) profile pictureByl Holte
@SirBylHolteAug 22
Now that I know what’s happening, I feel really bad that I was giving my money to actors/directors/performers who were actively working to cancel out half the country. If I had known that: Mark Ruffalo Chris Evans Mark Hamill Julia Roberts George Clooney Robert De Niro Meryl Streep Barbra Streisand Sean Penn Whoopi Goldberg Jamie Lee Curtis John Legend Bruce Springsteen Eva Longoria… …and WAY TOO MANY OTHERS were angling for a one-party state… ...I never would have bought another ticket or album. If I had known that Disney was quietly funding efforts to create a DEMOCRAT ONLY country and strip my vote of meaning, I never would have supported the MCU or Star Wars, never cheered for their heroes, never let their stories into my home. I feel BETRAYED. I feel FOOLISH. I feel ANGRY that I unknowingly helped bankroll the people who wanted to erase me. I won’t make that mistake again. Who's with me on that?
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Jake Lang is just trying to get killed
Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) profile pictureAnonymous
@YourAnonNewsAug 22
Who is paying this piece of shit to do this? Follow the money.
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