I can't explain it but 8pm, the number 437926286537021, my chiropodist's doberman, the Iberian peninsula and the atavistic nature of vestigial tails in humans have the same energy. and Thursday

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julian · Oct 24, 2026 · 9:42 PM UTC

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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARD15h

Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No

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days · Oct 24, 2026 · 9:45 PM UTC

days@Dayscd15h

Apparently Ethan and Hila K. have news for the public. Apparently they have ended their marriage due to a lack of faithfulness. Apparently.

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days · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:44 PM UTC

days@Dayscd16h

Sponegebob makes money from his job at the krusty crab

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insane freak guy · Oct 23, 2026 · 5:34 PM UTC

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insane freak guy@Beer_PisserOct 23

Well there goes my couples costume idea to do Ethan and Hila for Halloween... Just great...

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days · Oct 23, 2026 · 9:25 PM UTC

days@DayscdOct 23

He’s a constipated detective.. No shit Sherlock.

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jill · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:31 PM UTC

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jill@littlefuckyOct 23

New episode of my show comin out in one week from today with amazing band of all time @wishy !!! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch more fucking crap like this youtube.com/@jillshouseofroc…

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Adult Trick or Treater · Oct 22, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

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Adult Trick or Treater@PaynuspainOct 22

Ebenezer

@ebenezermovieOct 22

Ebenezer Scrooge is now on @venmo. Think he’s feeling generous? 💰 Send a request: venmo.com/u/EBENEZERmovie

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cigs · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:18 PM UTC

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cigs@AngryVoter2024Oct 22

Nobody else get a haircut until we can figure out what’s going on

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within 29 minutes of each other

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days · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:43 AM UTC

days@DayscdOct 23

My Letterboxd movie review of You Can See Everything the The Movie

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days · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:10 PM UTC

days@DayscdOct 22

The sexual nerd pushes his glasses up with his tongue

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jos · Oct 22, 2026 · 5:54 PM UTC

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jos@josiahhughesOct 22

me: le one "you can see everything" ticket please 😏 cineplex employee: ok here you go sir me: [goes to every movie currently playing] cineplex employee: fuhhhhhh! me: should've read the fine print bitchezzzzz 😛

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Patrick Doran · Oct 22, 2026 · 3:55 PM UTC

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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyerOct 22

they have taken my idea

Polymarket

@PolymarketOct 21

JUST IN: McDonald's announces its first-ever reservation-only "fine dining experience" in New York City on October 29.

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days · Oct 21, 2026 · 7:50 PM UTC

days@DayscdOct 21

Fingers is kinda like hand teeth. Grabbing = chomping

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Charlie · Oct 21, 2026 · 2:27 AM UTC

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Charlie@StyledApeOct 21

Me: now, do you understand why it’s funny when Steve-O is covered in diarrhea inside the porta potty? Elizabeth Holmes: well a porta potty shouldn’t be in the air like that.

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