International arms dealer, purveyor of fine polymers, magazine merchant of the Mojave, lover of fine whiskeys, and Pop-Tarts. 07/02
Mojave Desert
Joined March 2009
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Lots of good stuff this drop. Live in around half an hour, 6pm EST!
Be there π«΅
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Well a trampoline park sounds fun letβs not rush to judgement
I know it's Veteran's Day but don't forget to wish @krus_chiki a happy 18th birthday!!! Krus is finally able to smoke a cigarette and die for his country!
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The fastest way to lower housing prices in America would be to add a comment section to Zillow.
βOh, you bought this house in 2021 for $287K at 2.5% interest, did ZERO renovations, and now you want $450K because you painted the kitchen cabinets gray?β
Let the internet bully the housing market back into reality.
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If you and Jim were to ever procreate the sheer rugburn America would feel from the dryness of both of your senses of humor cuming together would be enough to dry out the pussy of every woman in the world
MY FRIENDS THAT GOT MARRIED AFTER HIGH SCHOOL ARE ALL GETTING DIVORCES AND IM STILL PLAYING MINECRAFT π ππππππππππππππππππππ
Ngl I have had remarkable luck making my dipshit lib friends become pro-gun/anti gun control by driving into them "How can you be anti-ice/police, but be pro gun control? At the end of the day who enforces gun control? The police."
If you wanna take it a step further and throw some fun racism into it, tell the beaners you know "yeah you can vote away ICE, but when red flag laws get passed and gun control I'll just say you own a high capacity magazine and have the cops take you lmao."
Y'all need to take your mind fucks a step further.
Look, most of these people aren't really gonna buy guns. You just gotta get them to VOTE against gun control by making them realize it's gonna get their illegal friends deported (lol).
Shit be racist to black folks too. Tell them the whites will keep their guns. It'll make em vote against gun control. Some of yall are not using your racism to it's full potential and are rank amateurs. This is why the Mexicans will save the white race.
Saw a fat man in an overcoat when I opened up this app and I was gonna give him props on his coat but the timeline refreshed so wherever you are fat man I just wanna say nice coat
Idk if the new year new me crowd hit the gym this early or what but goddamn itβs been so packed the last 2 weeks
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