if mouth pipetting is wrong then I don't wanna be right

When ur last 20 emails are from either the departmental listserv or pubcrawler

*spends money*

him: Don't patronize me Me: even if you were a bar I wouldn't patronize you

Making plans after prelim: Today I will prepare a feast. Tomorrow, mountain biking. The next day I will learn Japanese, and also Czech.

Making plans before prelim: Today I will study. Tomorrow I will also study. The day after that I will study as well.

Contacts in ur phone: Mom. Dad. PI.

Existential dread #Existential #Dread

When ur in ur mid 20s but not yet an adult

When ur done w ur prelim but u don't know if u failed yet #Prelim