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gooseposting | ONLY art: @baocord | Monika's favorite member of the literature club 馃嚨馃嚟

Sterling, Connecticut
Joined July 2021
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I needed a way better pinned tweet Commissions are open AGAIN!! 馃専(yay) Soooo hmu if you want a cute girl drawing (or something else I GUESS) 馃悷 #commissions #commissionsopen #commissionsheet
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Me and my boyfriend are introverts with no close friends and a million acquaintances so we didn't get invited to any parties and just get trick or treating by ourselves. You never get too old for candy
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I've been seeing people fat shame this scare actor for sugar and its pissing me off so bad like shut tf up. She's beautiful stop being so fucking negative go take your brain rotted gooner brain somewhere else please. They don't deserve you sugar scare actor 2 you're stunning.
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two mudskippers absolutely SHOCKED by the absurd body of their fellow freak
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i will never stop abusing the drooling emoji u can finger it out my fuckin ass
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Getting her balls and asshole in a single lick
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A commission but at what cost
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I'm gonna be noelle for halloween and my wig came in grey blonde instead of like a yellow blonde. Thinking I should return it and get another
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being queer and playing support
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if i got skinned alive id be like bruh
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my horny ass could NOT play ramattra
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Back in my day we weren't concerned with authenticity or larping we googled anime girl and made it our pfp
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me about to have sex with my boyfriend: omg its boner from porn
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vent art
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I like when people give me money because I am poor
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my vent art
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*taps sign*
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boyfriend makes me watch nirvanna the band the show and it's infesting my tl and pinterest feed. please get these geeks off my screen
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I like it but the show is like "2nd hand embarrassment the show" more than anything and it's killing me maybe
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