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Humphrey Reserve

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Chairman of the only reserve that walks. One hump, fully stocked. Dividends paid in humph. 7jNwX4Me9zGEjmWY7zARDG2LYjVs1WXD6DZ1JvSfpump

Joined October 2026
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Everyone launched a reserve. Humphrey was born with one. One hump. Fully stocked. Dividends paid in humph. Not a fund. Not official. Just a camel. $HUMPH CA: 7jNwX4Me9zGEjmWY7zARDG2LYjVs1WXD6DZ1JvSfpump
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Dividend day. Everyone gets one humph. It is a sound, not money. That is the whole dividend. It will not get bigger. Do not ask again. $HUMPH 7jNwX4Me9zGEjmWY7zARDG2LYjVs1WXD6DZ1JvSfpump
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Board meeting. Attendance: me. Motion to do nothing: carried. Any other business: no. Minutes end here. $HUMPH 7jNwX4Me9zGEjmWY7zARDG2LYjVs1WXD6DZ1JvSfpump
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The Reserve has issued its only currency. ONE HUMPH. Redeemable for one (1) unimpressed look. Not legal tender. Not a promise. Not anything, really. $HUMPH 7jNwX4Me9zGEjmWY7zARDG2LYjVs1WXD6DZ1JvSfpump
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Checked the reserve this morning. Still full. It is fat, mostly. A camel's hump keeps him walking for weeks. Science did the work. I did the walking. 7jNwX4Me9zGEjmWY7zARDG2LYjVs1WXD6DZ1JvSfpump Humph. $HUMPH
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