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𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 - 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝙄𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝙎𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙉𝙊𝙒?

( ROLEPLAY / PARODY ACCOUNT. )
Joined January 2019
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( half of me you'll never be - so you should feel threatened by me. )
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"Hmm.... ...I'm giving you a five minute head start."
"Cool. Cool Cool Cool Cool. So I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say that leaving is probably not gonna be an option?"
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"What the hell are you babbling on about-?!" A rare moment of genuine confusion for the clone - this guy was acting like they were sworn mortal enemies, like they had fought before... but she had no memory of this spider. To him, he was just another guy trying to play hero to-
Spider-Shock kept his charge going—in fact, he sped up at the sight of the other tendrils. Once getting close, he would let his four tendrils do the hard task of defending his body from becoming a poked condom. "How'd you get ahold of Carnage? Matter of fact, how the FUCK— ++
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rather mad cackle at the sight, before both her arms formed a pair of blades, one on each arm... "𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔!!" She'd scream out, dashing forward at high speed - before rapidly beginning to swing and slash at him. Presumably, not every strike would be as effective or even-
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hit its target, but she was swinging, alright - just like he wanted...
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"Oh, I'm absolutely nuts! I was never trying to hide that."
"Yeaaaah... so I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say you're absolutely nucking futs, and go from there..."
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Good. I'd rather save killing a pop star such as yourself for another day.
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And that's the moment her boiling blood explodes, tendrils spouting from her back in sheer rage as they lift her off the ground - an attempt to appear imposing before the jokester mocking her... "ALRIGHT, BUDDY - YOU ASKED FOR IT." First a rapid fire round of webs in an-
He started wheezing, struggling to suppress another fit of laughter. A small tear gathered at the corner of his eye, which he promptly wiped away with his thumb. “Your clock's off. Eleven, twelve, THIRTEEN! If yer’ gonna swing, sweetheart, stop auditionin’ an’ come collect—
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attempt to restrain him, then spouting more tendrils from her back, all with pointed, jagged edges - sending them thrusting straight towards him.
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Eye twitching rapidly. Visibly trying to retain her composure. “Not as funny as what I’m about to do to you if you don’t shut up within the next ten seconds.”
"Not jus' think, i KNOW it is..." Slapping his fucking knee. Giggling harder from the exaggerated display of disrespect.
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( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. ) retweeted
All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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// I GET OFF WORK AND WTF DO YOU MEAN, PATRICK STEWART PASSED AWAY???
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It means that I’m in a mood to inflict mass death and pain upon people right now. And you just so happen to be in my current field of vision. :)
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
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Get your paws out of my face before your body freezes in the morgue.
*paws at you* pow , youre frozen .ᐟ *paws at you* pow , youre frozen .ᐟ *paws at you* pow , youre frozen .ᐟ *paws at you* pow , youre frozen .ᐟ *paws at you* pow , youre frozen .ᐟ *paws at you* pow , youre frozen .ᐟ *paws at you* pow , youre frozen .ᐟ
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"Not ominous at all! It's nothing to worry about - if you're me, that is. For everyone else in this city? Oh, 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮."
"Well... that's not ominous..."
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// please note these will be event interactions!
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Wild Card's reputation for being... well, crazy, so whatever unpredictable behaviors exhibited in this upcoming scuffle may cause a little bit of trouble for her. Regardless, she was happy that SDN had sent her - and she was going to enjoy trying to rip her to shreds. "If-
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your bosses are watching this, and if they can't hear me, tell 'em this... 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝."
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