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Mmm line on up and let the bimbo robot see who is most compatible.~
❤️+♻️+photo for rating.~
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You want a job at Duran Defence Industries?
Submit your application below and let's see if the CEO has a position for you~
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I dont think your genetics will allow that
Just stick to listening through the door and crying
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Was defo NOT in Venezuela
Like, totes did not do that....
Unrelated question, can I put kidnapping a guy in my resume?
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𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘'𝐒 𝐆𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊!!❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💦💦💦🐰
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Duran Defence Industries is currently undergoing... intense negotiations regarding ownership and management
There may be some shakeups in the company soon 😘
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Its weird how so many men end up "lost" on patrol
They always end up in executed with some weird plapping noises coming from off camera 😳
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What can i say, i might be weak but i am the best whwn it comes dodging bullets that come from my back
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Be sure to give your local merc a nice tasty treat this #SeductiveSundayᅠᅠᅠ
For such a great merc @FailwhoreMerc , her lose streak to the enemy while she takes me for special tours is astonishing

















