Joel Stamp (@JoelOclock) profile picture

Englishman living in Seattle trying and failing to understand why Americans talk so loudly.

London/New York/Seattle
Joined March 2009
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sunday ticket subscribers - when do we start demanding our money back
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Sunday ticket should be paying out refunds @DIRECTV @DIRECTVhelp I pay how much for your servers to crap out? #AmazonSundayTicket needs to take over
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172 straight games for @camjordan94 - salute our Man of the Year with a retweet to vote for him! ⚜️ #WPMOYChallenge #Saints
Las time I watched my team play as a bystander I was 19… how do I do this? 7 layer bean dip still a thing? Let’s go @Saints ? Too early??
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when are you @Ford @FordMustang going to add sentry mode to the Mustang Mach-E. Hardware is already there and writing the software allows you to charge monthly subscription for people who don't want a dashcam. Win-win for everyone.
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So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!
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I never knew so much would hinge on a place called Kalamazoo 😂
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32 Million Americans have voted for Trump already. It is embarrassing for the country
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Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver. Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.
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You already voted once to defend Black Lives, #DefundSPD and reinvest in community. Can we count on you to hold the line and override the Mayor’s veto on Tuesday? @Lisa_Herbold, @CMTammyMorales, @cmkshama, @D5Juarez, @CMDanStrauss, @LewisforSeattle, @CMTMosqueda, @CMLGonzalez
So @Kaepernick7, I heard Denver need a QB!
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Trump supporters, how can you...? #fuckindependenceday
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More proof that the one thing we can’t cure...is stupid.
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Is this what I’m paying $400 for per season @DIRECTVService ? Hope this isn’t what I’ve got to look forward to #badsound #badpicture #badvalue @ATTHelp
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One time I was so drunk, I tweeted "Im so fucking drunk" then ran into my own tweet, and retweeted it, saying "lol same". But at least I didn't fuck a roomba. #TuckerCarlsonFucksRoombas #TuckerCarlson
I’m thankful for @RankinsSheldon little dance after sacks. I don’t think there’s anything I love more, except a @Saints win #WhoDat #blackandgold @WhoDatNation
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Absolutely ridiculous that I pay $90 per month you black out my game and then local channels black it out too half way through @NFL @DIRECTVService @FOXSports
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This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political. I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth. This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!
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