Software and Data Developer, dotNet Miami Caretaker, Father. Creator of https://xitter.cf/t.co/KvETeYEZUz. Co-host of Away From The Keyboard. He/Him

Miami, FL
Joined May 2007
Just watched the Super Bowl Halftime show and I think I’m pregnant.
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Bwhahahaha
I feel like the new footlong cookie from Subway would instantly kill a Victorian era child
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I guess I need to move this up on my TBR.
Holy crap “Project Hail Mary” is a good book. Wow, @andyweirauthor that was glorious. Thank you.
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7 years ago, it happened. Where were you on this day in 2016? #WorldSeries
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Heaven forbid @MVPAward acknowledge that people at other companies not only use their products, but are community leaders for those products. This isnt Succession, y'all. If you're so afraid of corporate espionage then do a better job of vetting in the first place.
I have sad news, friends... It is with a heavy heart that I share with you, yesterday I received a call from the Microsoft MVP team telling me that I've been kicked out of the program. The reason? Because I work at AWS. #MVPBuzz 🧵 1/10
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Helluva start.
Today marks the 5th anniversary of Dimension 20 - our first episode, Fantasy High's "The Beginning Begins" launched on @dropout on September 26th, 2018, along with our second episode, "Clash of the Corn Cuties."
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Oooo.
Critical Role’s next graphic novel explores Dr. Ripley’s rise to power trib.al/a3mQxXA
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Wow. Just horrible.
The front page of tomorrow's @dailytarheel – I shed many tears while typing up these heart-wrenching text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday. Our campus was on lockdown for more than three hours. Beyond proud of this cover and the team behind it.
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Complete and utter bullshit. Everything about this federation is corrupt.
The Spanish football federation announces that, they will take legal action against Jenni Hermoso. The federation also states that players have an “obligation” to play for the national team.
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Raise a glass to freedom.
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6’3”. 215lbs. #ItsAllAnIllusion – at Manhattan, NY
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My daughter will be Scuttle in the student professional performances on Tuesday and Thursday. Looking forward to it.
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One of the worst days of my life.
31 years ago today, Hurricane Andrew made landfall in South Miami-Dade, causing $30 billion in damage and more than 40 deaths. | #ONLYinDADE #hurricaneandrew
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But we don’t have a gun problem.
Shot fired on school bus after elementary student brings handgun, Texas cops say miamiherald.com/news/nation-…
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Since 1994…
We buy laptops and use them as computers.
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How we watched penalties.
SAVE, CALLENDER ON PANICCO! INTER MIAMI ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS! 10-9 ON PENALTIES AFTER A 1-1 DRAW! #InterMiamiCF #Messi𓃵
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