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Stand-Up Comedian Enquiries: @utcartistmgmt: [email protected] #MUFC fan. Watch my specials on https://teapawt.org/t.co/56a5honsaz

South London, United Kingdom
Joined April 2010
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Dream come true
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Finished club
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Can Amedspor win the Turkish Süper Lig? 👀🏆
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Manchester United have this unbelievable ability of reeling you back in with a comeback like this whenever you feel like you’ve checked out. This bloody club.
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OH MY GOD
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We’re in a relegation battle 😂
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So silly from Martinez man. Off to atletico you pop man.
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I’ll be so real not having traitors on a Monday and a Tuesday is such a fail.
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Harry Kane. What a guy.
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Time for a reset. End of The United Road and starting fresh right here. First post up now. callumstone1.substack.com/p/…
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I know it was happening but being this dark and it’s only 23 minutes past 5 is actually soul destroying
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I refuse to believe that Carrick has changed the footballing approach that got us into the Champions League so much that these players can no longer play football. They clearly just want a change of manager. Again.
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He’s going to flip his wig the first session when he tells the players to do a shuttle run and they’re out of breath after 10.
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I’d just leave now if I was him. Stitched up
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Carrick looks distraught
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Wouldn’t be surprised if he cries at full time
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Remember don’t let millionaires kicking a ball ruin your weekend. There’s a whole world out there. Go for a walk and hug a loved one.
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Kae Kurd retweeted
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Good day to buy an aircon unit
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