Publisher, dad, amateur chef and bartender. Minister of Silly Walks (He/Him)
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Don’t worry! Trump can get it from Belarus much cheaper.
The world’s largest producer of the root vegetable has indefinitely banned exports of fresh ube as it tries to cement control of the supply of the wildly popular purple-hued yam. ft.trib.al/EbuC5Rr
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Americans are like the rich guy at the bar who can’t figure out why no one wants to go home with him. It’s because you’re rude and arrogant. We’d much rather go home with the poor French dude who reads poetry and knows how to fuck.
Think about this plan. The EU is poorer than we are. The EU is growing more slowly than we are. The EU has no functioning military. And yet Carney wants to break with us to ally with them.
Whatever Carney’s motives, he is obviously not trying to raise the living stds of Canadians. The gap in living stds between the USA and Canada will continue to grow.
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Canada: Wayne Gretzky is palling around with Donald Trump, he couldn’t be a bigger national embarrassment!
Gretzky (literally): Hold my drink.
“Mr. October” was already taken, so now @VladGuerrero27 gets his chance to become “Mr. November.” #BornReady #WANTITALL #jays
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All I can say is good luck to the next President finding someone smart enough to work the hurricane machine.
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My only pit pick with SNL last night is that they should have gotten the real @MargaretAtwood to be in the @timkaine sketch.
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The thing that amazes me most about this SOTU is that Biden is even better when he goes off script to challenge heckling Republicans. Best SOTU performance I can recall.
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Let the beers pay the beer tax. I pay the Homer tax.
NEW: The Ford government is freezing the beer tax for 2 years, until just before the next election.
The tax was slated to increase by 4.6% on Mar 1.
It means $200 million in forgone tax revenue for the province.
#onpoli
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The L2M from @NBAOfficial on last night’s Raptors/Lakers game concludes that actually there should have been MORE fouls called on the Raptors. Good work all, no notes. #WeTheNorth
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Every family who shops at Costco should be required to have a “designated shopper” who knows how to Costco. They don’t dawdle or wander aimlessly. They don’t abandon their cart in the middle of the aisle. Only designated shoppers allowed in store on weekends or near the holidays.
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One thing I’ve noticed about image generating AIs is that they don’t understand knots. One of my favourite tests is asking a model to generate a diagram of how to tie a necktie. The results are hilarious.
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I am begging @DRajakovic to make a concerted effort to improve the Raptors free three shooting. Hitting <65% from the line is unacceptable. Can’t even blame @DeMar_DeRozan’s daughter this time. #WeTheNorth
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