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My new strategy is to only tweet when my mind is clear and my spirit is pure so see you never again.
Nothing is going to convince me to buy a Mac faster than Windows 10 updates. #WindowsUpdate #Windows10
Nancy Pelosi making a spit wad. Full video at youtu.be/-wmjQSrMWC0
#Trump #NancyPelosi #SOTU2020 #SOTU
#PresidentTrump #Pelosi #parody #spitwad
Despite what fashion mags may want you to believe, bike shorts are not for every occasion, unless you're actually on a bike.
#MickeyMouse is just killing it at the #WheelOfFortune puzzle board so if this whole #Disney thing doesn't work out.. .
Every year I donate $2.75 plus the processing fee to #Wikipedia because it's cheaper than college and I learn more.
Comedy at Bay Bridge Brewing tonight! instagram.com/p/B5dqvnNAN2A/…

