Matthew Highton

Godzilla Minus One but it’s Cookie Monster.

My booky wook.

Just ran James Pond through Nvidia DLSS 5. It's pretty crazy tbf.

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

I think if social media just shut down and displayed this image, from say midnight to 6am, we’d all have better lives.

Let’s take JK Rowling out of the picture, I guess my main issue with Harry Potter was that at no point does Harry go “my mortal enemy has no nose” to which Ron replies “how does he smell?”… it could have really lifted the mood in the darker moments. Really bad writing all round.

The Brit card is an awful idea but I don’t hate the design.

I was saying Earhart files.

Disney’s Andor remaster: Cassian gazes up at the enormous face of Palpatine. Two gin-scented tears trickle down the sides of his nose. But it’s all right, everything is all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Galactic Empire.

For anyone wondering where they can get Melania’s hat from, currently £50 on eBay.

You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

So fast 😂

Plants across the UK this morning.

Usage of the term “the aircon is lovely in here” up 65000% in shops across the UK.