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Snarky lass from Jersey Theatre obsessed; 🍷 & 🌮 my old twitter got deleted 🤷‍♀️

Joined June 2020
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Thinking about legally changing my sexuality to "Semi-Automatic Weapon" I'll be more protected that way #RoeVWade
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For today I will not bite off more than I can chew or put the cart before the horse for good things come to those who wait - enough idioms for ya? I can only do what I can do and worry is wasted energy ❤️
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How @amberheard still has a career is beyond me
daily reminder: johnny depp is innocent #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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I had just binged #historicalroasts and was deep in twitter about it when none other than @RealGilbert himself liked my tweet. My former twitter got deleted and that "like" is gone forever now, just like him 😞 Rest in peace funny man 💓
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Two full weeks of this maternity left 😫 trying not to think about it and squeezing in as much baby and kiddo time that I can #maternityleave
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Thanks for the alerts, @zillow . Although some days I may feel 55+ , I can assure you that I am not. #jerseyrealestate #Homebuyers #homesforsale #realestatemarket
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So much FUN weather in Jersey today- you know what Ms. M is doing?! SLEEPING! C'mon baby girl - let's go for a walk!
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I'd pay to see that
I want to see Pantsuit Minnie go on a date with the Green M&M in sensible flats just to see Tucker Carlson lose the last of his sanity on air.
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So amazing to see our true leaders gather to celebrate the life of another; laying down differences and just being human
.@PierreTABC remembers Gen. Colin Powell: "Many people may not know that he also spent a great deal of his time working with young people of color...He often talked about the notion that many of them needed some extra support and they should have it." abcn.ws/3mL7kBi
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When the baby and mom nurse does rounds right after your awesome husband finally got the newborn to sleep only to poke and prod them and wake them the hell up 😫😫😫 So the answer to your question is yes, we are going home tomorrow
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1 Sometimes you get confirmation that you're breaking generational curses. Today I stuck with my child's punishment of no tablet. He tried bargaining with me and I said dramatically "daddy will kill me, i let you have that" My 6yo turns and says:
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2 "He wouldn't because you're his love" Never in my childhood did I think my parents loved each other. I never really knew what loving another person meant. It took me years to realize thathow my parents "loved" each other was not normal.
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3- I'm so proud of myself for breaking the abuse cycle. It is a trait so easily carried on. My children know love, compassion, forgiveness, and above all else will never be afraid of me. Thanks for letting me rant while not being able to sleep ❤️
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Cinnamon toast crunch just hits different at 1:30am #pregnant #thirdtrimester
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Now being followed by 7 fake @tomhanks twitter accounts!!! C'mon folks, we can do better!! Let's get the # higher 😂
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There's no conspiracy. Stop this nonsense. vm.tiktok.com/ZMecDWhC4/
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Can't compete w/ppl who go full cash offer on a house 😔 and they go well above asking #househunting #NewJersey Something has to give
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That's a wrap for Valley Health! Congrats to all who were able to secure! 💙 Be sure to keep notifications on and trust the process! It may seem like these appts aren't available when I post, but fear not, you'll have the best luck by staying ahead of the drop!
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Free Market? No. Redditors and small investors are showing you that there is no free market, that it's all rigged. It's all complete bullshit.
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