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The next level.

Previous cycles' strongest trading economies were enhanced by streaming services linked to blockchain rails. So I figured Robinhood Chain could use its own, a place for users to discuss tokens, onchain stocks and new developments while also streaming to X. Naturally, a Robinhood Chain streaming service should offer tipping in stock tokens, plus an NFT based social pass system where streamers get a private NFT gated chat with their pass holders and earn royalties on pass trading, à la friend tech. What if those passes could also be tokenized through the Anvil AMM? So I built it and deployed the contracts on chain! The only question is whether I deploy this product myself as Clutch TV merged with Pager, or turn it into another fun experiment. I could run a simple Dutch auction priced in robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50, where the winner gets ownership of the smart contracts, and with it the protocol fees sent to their wallet. I would then hand over the turn-key software so they can host the streaming service themselves under their own branding, with an optional 10% discount if they launch a token for the service on Robinhood Chain paired with robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50. What do you think? What should I do?

The more I build on Robinhood Chain, the more I want to do two things. I want to give builders access and help birth new financial software, and I want to create a new type of smart wallet that feels like an investment app or a neobank, built on StonkBrokers infrastructure and Robinhood Chain stock tokens with a DeFi backend so thats what I'm going to do for our iOS and Android layer. I buy stock through the brokerage account in my bank app, and I keep wondering why I am not doing this on chain. The reason is simple: people are afraid of losing their money to weak security. So I have decided to attack that problem head on. Coming soon: tokenized funds, including funds that hold pair tokens which auto compound inside them, and a quantum protected vault that anyone will be able to create as their onchain DeFi investment account. Today's wallets sign with elliptic curve keys. Every transaction reveals your public key on chain, and a large enough quantum computer could work backwards from that public key to your private key and move your funds. Our vault will be secured by ML-DSA-44, a NIST post quantum signature standard. Its public key does not lead back to the private key, even for a quantum computer. You will be able to deposit ETH, any ERC-20 token or NFTs, and every withdrawal will need a valid ML-DSA-44 signature that the vault checks on chain. Your key will be created on your device and kept in an encrypted backup, so you can open the vault from any of your devices. more soon.

StonkBrokers is officially live on Robinhood Wallet.

Gm I think Hyperliquid, Uniswap and what we’re developing on Robinhood Chain through StonkBrokers’ fintech infrastructure have the potential to demonstrate immense strength and growth outside the usual “crypto bubble.” So I’m not concerned with the sentiment around the Binance hack only that we push for better security moving forward. We’ll keep building, and leveling up. Business as usual here. Let’s get to work. We have a financial system to revolutionize. In the words of the best captain in history Jean Luc Picard, “Engage!”

This guy called the binance exploit/hack 7 days before it happend. Stonkbroker stays clocked in.

Seeing that the Binance exploit involved EIP-7702 delegation is naturally shocking, particularly given the amount of funds involved and the apparent failure of its custody security controls. However, there will come a time, if we fail to transition toward post-quantum cryptography, when any ECDSA wallet with an exposed public key could become vulnerable to private-key recovery and transaction forgery using sufficiently advanced quantum computing, potentially accelerated by autonomous AI agents. Naturally, I believe we will implement the necessary cryptographic upgrades before that threshold is reached. Until then, from a quantum-security perspective, one of the safest places to store funds is a securely generated wallet that has never signed or broadcast a transaction and whose public key remains unexposed.

The rate of exploits during this transitionary period from human-written software to AI-accelerated development will continue to increase and multiply. In this instance, Binance is more than solvent enough to cover the exploited funds and then some several times over. However, I believe we need to focus on two fronts and actively push capital towards: First, leveraging these same AI models for proactive vulnerability discovery, adversarial testing, and automated patching of legacy codebases before malicious agents can exploit them. Second, accelerating the transition toward post-quantum cryptography and quantum-resistant security infrastructure.