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 Fall River, NS
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Joined June 2009
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These eclipse guys need to start doing the weather forecasts. This is right on schedule! #Eclipse2024
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Stayed away from my phone all day and after these alerts, I’m in a full fledged panic attack. I hope this fire gets under control.
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After filing a lawsuit against Pat McAfee, Brett Favre is now suing Aaron Rodgers for plagiarism
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Don't use an apostrophe-S to make the plural is a hill I will die on.
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You knows the flight from Deer Lake is in when the skidoo jackets start coming down the escalator.
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Apologies for all the crap my Twitter account was pumping out over the last few days. My account was compromised, and I didn’t regain access until today. I promise… no more crypto posts.
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That melody from the Hinterland Who’s Who spots really brought me back during tonight’s episode of @SonOfACritchTV! I hadn’t heard that for years, but it really stood out to me both times. The small details in this show really make it feel authentic. Nice touch, @markcritch!
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Tonight I get to watch Mike McCarthy take a good team and blow it in the playoffs. It’s going to feel like a good ol’ Packers game. #DALvsTB
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Postponed until the weekend.
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Spent Tibb’s Eve trying to explain what slush is to a bunch of Nova Scotians. They really struggled with the salt beef bucket. They didn’t even know it was Tibb’s Eve! Fuck, I miss home this time of year. #Tibbseve
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He looks like my inflatable Santa decoration in my front yard.
Barstool Cleveland@BS_Cleveland13 Dec 2022
What it’s like being a Browns fan xitter.cf/jeffneace/status/16024…
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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the Jeep.
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I had no idea there were so many weather experts around! #Fiona
Should hot sauce be kept in the fridge? One of the shelves in my fridge is getting overtaken with hot sauces. The labels say to refrigerate after opening. I’ve seen articles that say keep them out. What do you do?
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Well, I guess I’ll keep things in the fridge. As a follow up, I made some wings and had my own little “Hot Ones” style lineup. JFC, that Bollywood sauce is hot!
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Hey @Cabelas, why doesn’t the “In-store availability” drop down box on your website show the Halifax/Dartmouth store? Am I missing something?… I can’t seem to find it.
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Does anyone else pack underwear like they’re planning on shitting themselves twice a day? Asking for a friend.
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The boy went to the store with his Mom, begged for Pop Tarts, and Mom gave in. Today he learned Pop Tarts are gross… only takes one bite. “I’m actually still full from yesterday, Dad”.
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