Fuck. Internet security sucks. We can't even watch Porn without them knowing our weird ass fetishes. independent.co.uk/life-style… #DogSex
What are teenage boys going to pull off to now that Playboy is removing nudies? Oh yeah, internet porn. #TonsOfPornOnThatThereInternet
Well fuck that shit. My office stinks of my ass, and screw whomever tries to stop me. huffingtonpost.com/entry/ric…
Ain't this some shit from the child molester: nypost.com/2015/08/19/ill-ti…
Holy fuck balls, I'd vote for any politician that showed me his pole! metro.co.uk/2015/06/01/wagne…
You know what, Fuck You Google for being a pussy, and Fuck You Apple for charging too much. There, I said it. consumerist.com/2015/04/24/g…
I've never been so high I've sucked a horse off, and believe me, I've tried to get that high. deathandtaxesmag.com/232845/…
Block my right to see titties, feel the wrath. Cop faceplants while breaking up a tit-showin' party. gawker.com/everybody-laugh-a…
Who hasn't awoken from surgery in pink panties... but then again, they're comfortable: upi.com/Odd_News/2014/10/17/…
Boy gets stuck in vending machine. I'm actually surprised this shit doesn't happen more often, esp in Tennessee: wsmv.com/clip/10762113/east-…
Watch a homophobe get his ass kicked by DFW airport's finest. Screw this POS: gawker.com/homophobic-man-ta…