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I sneak outside to fart cuz my girl hates it but now my neighbors are starting to be concerned with my health 😬
It was so easy to find God as a child but much harder to hold on to him as I grew up. I’m so grateful to realize as a 40 year old man that he’s been there waiting for me the whole time.
Someone tried to hack my X account this morning. I hope they didn’t get in but I guess we’ll see 🤷♂️
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RIP JIM
“I held a man as he died” -Strongman Robert Oberst
@RobertOberst @realjonlovitz & @benaveryisgood FACE OFF in an all new #StoryWarz available everywhere‼️
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You remember when they used to have the “6 dollar burger” at Carls Jr? It was the fancy expensive one and it was named that because 6$ was a lot for a burger.
I’ve smoked weed every day for over 20 years. Today is my 3rd week of being sober and I’ve never felt better. I was honestly embarrassed to tell people I don’t smoke but today something changed and I’m proud. I’m happy that I live clear minded and present.
I coach 10 year olds playing football. We were 0-6 and everyone makes the playoffs at this age. I’ve begged these boys not to quit and today we won our first game. 1-0 in the playoffs!
I thought of the most brilliant child’s name! Exempt. Imagine how many things he’d be able to skip just by filling out the paperwork and writing they’re name
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Been learning to make Japanese pancakes the last week and I’ve learned, a bad Japanese pancake is just a regular pancake
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My back is out again for the first time in almost 2 years. I thought I might’ve outrun the Piper but he always gets his pay.
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